I haven't bought the album but I've been to Whitefish Bay, which the fishermen say they would have made, if they'd put ten more miles behind her.

and I've bought tickets to one of his concerts, but here's the kicker...

My grade 8 music teacher was a psycho whore who told us a lot of blatant lies, but this one had the ring of truth:

She said she had "dated" Gordon Lightfoot, and that "he was a crude man."

When I got older, I realized that "dated" meant "fucked" and "he was a crude man" meant "anal".