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Anybody have Uber experience?

 
Rorschach Watchmen
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Anybody have Uber experience?
Uber is just recently being offered in our little town and I was thinking of doing it on my nights off to make a little side cash.

Is there good money in it or am I wasting my time?
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Uber is just recently being offered in our little town and I was thinking of doing it on my nights off to make a little side cash.

Is there good money in it or am I wasting my time?
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


Wasting time.
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Uber is just recently being offered in our little town and I was thinking of doing it on my nights off to make a little side cash.

Is there good money in it or am I wasting my time?
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


Wasting time.
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Sorry but could you go a little in depth?
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OP, you might get the opportunity to get laid more often. If you sell drugs, it could open up a whole new market for sales. As for Uber $, you'll probably net about $7 an hour and have to deal with sloppy drunks puking in your car.
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go for it!

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OP, you might get the opportunity to get laid more often. If you sell drugs, it could open up a whole new market for sales. As for Uber $, you'll probably net about $7 an hour and have to deal with sloppy drunks puking in your car.
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Lol.

I’ve been married for years to a great women, getting laid is not a problem.

I have a good union job as well, I was just looking for a little extra cash flow during the holidays on my two days off. Being as they would be Thur night and Friday I figured I would avoid most of the drunks and our town isn’t really lively after midnight as it is.

But yeah, 7 bucks an hour to chauffeur people around in my new car doesn’t sound great. I was under the impression the pay was based off distance.
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Yes. When you take a rider for 3 or 4 miles and at the end you realized that you make $3 you will be mad
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Well thanks, seems like it’s a waste of time so scrap that idea. Maybe I will just pick up some extra shifts at work.

I thought it would be a relaxing way to make money, just driving around, but seems like complete nonsense now.
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OP, you might get the opportunity to get laid more often. If you sell drugs, it could open up a whole new market for sales. As for Uber $, you'll probably net about $7 an hour and have to deal with sloppy drunks puking in your car.
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Lol.

I’ve been married for years to a great women, getting laid is not a problem.

I have a good union job as well, I was just looking for a little extra cash flow during the holidays on my two days off. Being as they would be Thur night and Friday I figured I would avoid most of the drunks and our town isn’t really lively after midnight as it is.

But yeah, 7 bucks an hour to chauffeur people around in my new car doesn’t sound great. I was under the impression the pay was based off distance.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


OP, I didn't say you would want or need to get laid. As an Uber driver, you might not have a choice if your passenger has a gun - if you know what I mean.. BTW, as an Uber driver you are NOT allowed to carry a weapon, or you will be instantly de-activated. This includes pepper spray, forbidden.

You'll be getting $4 rides when the bar closes and end up cleaning up blood and vomit from your car's interior.

Say you do get 'lucky' with a 'long ride' that takes you out 25 miles at .42 cents a mile and 30 minutes at .12 cents a minute.. You'll gross $14.10 (your riders will not tip, believe me). Then you'll be 30 minutes from nowhere, in BFE where no one is going to need a ride, so you wait 15 minutes just to be sure, then head back to the entertainment district 30 minutes back (which is now closed and everyone went home already)..

So you have 1.25 hours invested, and you just used 2 gallons of fuel at $3x2 = $6. Now your $14.10 becomes $8.10 net / 1.25 hours = $6.48 an hour.

That's if everything goes well. Add an accident, speeding ticket, pile of puke, or robbery to your night and you might wake up in the morgue.


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OP, you might get the opportunity to get laid more often. If you sell drugs, it could open up a whole new market for sales. As for Uber $, you'll probably net about $7 an hour and have to deal with sloppy drunks puking in your car.
 Quoting: don't do it 78178631


Lol.

I’ve been married for years to a great women, getting laid is not a problem.

I have a good union job as well, I was just looking for a little extra cash flow during the holidays on my two days off. Being as they would be Thur night and Friday I figured I would avoid most of the drunks and our town isn’t really lively after midnight as it is.

But yeah, 7 bucks an hour to chauffeur people around in my new car doesn’t sound great. I was under the impression the pay was based off distance.
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


OP, I didn't say you would want or need to get laid. As an Uber driver, you might not have a choice if your passenger has a gun - if you know what I mean.. BTW, as an Uber driver you are NOT allowed to carry a weapon, or you will be instantly de-activated. This includes pepper spray, forbidden.

You'll be getting $4 rides when the bar closes and end up cleaning up blood and vomit from your car's interior.

Say you do get 'lucky' with a 'long ride' that takes you out 25 miles at .42 cents a mile and 30 minutes at .12 cents a minute.. You'll gross $14.10 (your riders will not tip, believe me). Then you'll be 30 minutes from nowhere, in BFE where no one is going to need a ride, so you wait 15 minutes just to be sure, then head back to the entertainment district 30 minutes back (which is now closed and everyone went home already)..

So you have 1.25 hours invested, and you just used 2 gallons of fuel at $3x2 = $6. Now your $14.10 becomes $8.10 net / 1.25 hours = $6.48 an hour.

That's if everything goes well. Add an accident, speeding ticket, pile of puke, or robbery to your night and you might wake up in the morgue.


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Lmao, that’s enough for me to never sign up thanks!

Out of fear for rape. Lol
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Re: Anybody have Uber experience?
Maybe for making deliveries, but I'm not sure

Instacart is another one, I believe they deliver groceries but I have no idea what it pays. Similar flexibility with hours etc.

There is also a handyman service that pays ok if you're good at that sort of thing. 25+ an hour, decent if all your doing is hanging a flat screen, stuff like that
Hmmmm...
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Spotlight on deer? macguncowdrunk
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You can make decent coin during surge period in busy cities . Like Friday or sat night. As for throwing up, if they do take a pic and send to Uber. The passenger will get charged for the cleanup cost. If you do it during non busy times or in a rural area, then waste of time
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You can make decent coin during surge period in busy cities . Like Friday or sat night. As for throwing up, if they do take a pic and send to Uber. The passenger will get charged for the cleanup cost. If you do it during non busy times or in a rural area, then waste of time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77088921


Uber is still charging riders for surge at a multiplication of the fare, 2.5x, 3x, etc. but only paying drivers $2.25, $4, etc. Surge has been basically eliminated for drivers since Uber went IPO. Just a shiny object on the map for drivers to chase that disappears when the driver gets to the fake surge.
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You can make decent coin during surge period in busy cities . Like Friday or sat night. As for throwing up, if they do take a pic and send to Uber. The passenger will get charged for the cleanup cost. If you do it during non busy times or in a rural area, then waste of time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77088921


Uber is still charging riders for surge at a multiplication of the fare, 2.5x, 3x, etc. but only paying drivers $2.25, $4, etc. Surge has been basically eliminated for drivers since Uber went IPO. Just a shiny object on the map for drivers to chase that disappears when the driver gets to the fake surge.
 Quoting: don't do it 78178631


Wow that is terrible, they give people no incentive to apply. A scam almost, wear and tear and your car and no one is gonna tell me I can't have a weapon in my own fucking car
Hmmmm...
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OP, you might get the opportunity to get laid more often. If you sell drugs, it could open up a whole new market for sales. As for Uber $, you'll probably net about $7 an hour and have to deal with sloppy drunks puking in your car.
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I know peeps who do it,and the above reply is true.

But it's even worse - it's life-hazardous.

Just get the idea outta your head right now.

OP,you're one of the brightest peeps here,so I'm a little surprised you even toyed with the idea.
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<> As for throwing up, if they do take a pic and send to Uber. The passenger will get charged for the cleanup cost.
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So you scrape the warm vomit from another human's stomach off your seats and carpet, and hope that person doesn't have AIDS, Hepatitis, Ebola, etc. because vomit is an internal bodily fluid regulated as medical Hazmat.

You enjoy the smell and texture of the half chewed roast beef, a few black olives, and a wad of something that looks like salmon eggs blanketed in a creamy green foam now dripping down your door panel into the handle mechanism. Upload a picture of the mess and get $140 ! wow, you're rich and your car's interior permanently smells like vomit, no matter how much cherry air freshener you spray, your next passengers notice this and give you one star ratings until you're below a 4.7, then you are deactivated by Uber for low ratings, but damn if you didn't make $140!

Your car's blue book value just fell about 2 grand on trade in, and to make things worse, the IRS will tax you on that $140 puke fee. So after a few weeks of medical testing to discover why you are now puking blood, the priest reads you your last rights, and you tithe $14 (10% of the puke fee), so at least you'll be in God's good graces when you knock on the pearly gates..
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Re: Anybody have Uber experience?
Maybe for making deliveries, but I'm not sure

Instacart is another one, I believe they deliver groceries but I have no idea what it pays. Similar flexibility with hours etc.

There is also a handyman service that pays ok if you're good at that sort of thing. 25+ an hour, decent if all your doing is hanging a flat screen, stuff like that
 Quoting: Centurionx


I work maintenance for Frito lay, this is something I would be able to do.

Do you happen to know the handy man service by name?
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OP, you might get the opportunity to get laid more often. If you sell drugs, it could open up a whole new market for sales. As for Uber $, you'll probably net about $7 an hour and have to deal with sloppy drunks puking in your car.
 Quoting: don't do it 78178631



I know peeps who do it,and the above reply is true.

But it's even worse - it's life-hazardous.

Just get the idea outta your head right now.

OP,you're one of the brightest peeps here,so I'm a little surprised you even toyed with the idea.
 Quoting: MuchMaligned


It seemed like an easy way to make extra money and the small town I’m in is a rather tight community.

But after reading the lack of income applied to the amount of bullshit, that handyman service seems more my forte.

Thanks for the kind words though!
“When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something”

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I get a Uber a couple times a week. Here's the rates:

To get to work: $10.65 thereabouts. The driver gets just under $4.

Is it worth it? No idea.
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I'm therefor a Life Taoist "Lifeist." It's the Tao mixed with a Grey Jedism Tradition to also give a bit of morality to everything.
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I get a Uber a couple times a week. Here's the rates:

To get to work: $10.65 thereabouts. The driver gets just under $4.

Is it worth it? No idea.
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Zen, what's the #1 excuse you give to yourself for not tipping your driver?
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I get a Uber a couple times a week. Here's the rates:

To get to work: $10.65 thereabouts. The driver gets just under $4.

Is it worth it? No idea.
 Quoting: Zen13


Zen, what's the #1 excuse you give to yourself for not tipping your driver?
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I work at target lol.
Hello. I'm a Taoist. The Tao (some would say it's impossible to know but I've learned it) is the ebb and flow of All. That's it. It's everything and it's nothing (in time.)

I'm therefor a Life Taoist "Lifeist." It's the Tao mixed with a Grey Jedism Tradition to also give a bit of morality to everything.
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I get a Uber a couple times a week. Here's the rates:

To get to work: $10.65 thereabouts. The driver gets just under $4.

Is it worth it? No idea.
 Quoting: Zen13


Zen, what's the #1 excuse you give to yourself for not tipping your driver?
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I work at target lol.
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