If you could choose, what would be your last words?

All i know is cr7 deserve last year Ballon d'Or

fuck you all

"good luck finding the time capsule"

I love you

"find the timecapsule before it finds you"

its actually true

forgive them

they know not what they do

Never use corn starch when you make pan gravy from the drippings.

After mea telling you for years... this is what killed me you twat.

Rosebud.

Bush did 7/11

I finally made it to 150 years old.

Sorry, that message is not in the database anymore.

It's been a ride!

Hold muh beer, dawg

Thread: Never stick your dick in crazy...

Epstein didn't kill himself... And don't forget to feed my dog.

It is with clear conscience that it is not any my fault I die here today.

If i get another chance at life help me make better choices.

Jon lithgow was a underrated actor

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Hello Lord Jesus

Hugo Chavez:

According to the head of the presidential guard said Chávez died of a massive heart attack after great suffering and had inaudibly mouthed his desire to live.

In an interview to the Associated Press he said that Chávez could not speak but he said it with his lips

"I don't want to die. Please don't let me die".

here is the password

Nick®

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of drugs.

It will most likely be:

"All the links are weak."

...one cannot climb a broken chain.

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"I hid 10,000,000 in the..."

Way to steal this from Reddit ya fuckin nerd.

Or is this just a survey company data mining across the interwebs?

Either way.

Gay.