When you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes'

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when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes'
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78225019 United States 12/04/2019 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes' the next thing you will feel is god's fist smashing into your face and knocking you backward and onto the ground, as you look up and he spits on your face and then angels carry you away down to hell, where you will work forever for $10 an hour and everything will be priced more than you can afford as demons cackle and laugh at you

Anonymous Coward User ID: 78224431 United States 12/04/2019 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes' 2/10. Try harder.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77095110 United States 12/04/2019 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes' If you think God is a statist/socialist/communist, you are dead wrong.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74414591 United States 12/04/2019 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes' God will judge every man for what he did. Capitalism is based on the concept of the 'limited liability corporation' in which the owners of the company are not liable for what the company did. Capitalism is also based on the concept of private property ownership; this part of it gets a thumbs-up.
DuckNCover User ID: 77927596 United States 12/04/2019 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes' To paraphrase... Jesus Christ wants you to work so you can afford to eat and cloth yourself. That is Capitalism... Communism/Socialism is taking/stealing your earnings/daily bread and giving it to others. That is in direct opposition to the teachings of Jesus Christ... That means Communism/Socialism is Anti-Christ which aligns with Satan...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78263518 United States 12/18/2019 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: when you get to heaven, and god asks you, are you a capitalist? and you smile and say 'yes' To paraphrase... Jesus Christ wants you to work so you can afford to eat and cloth yourself. That is Capitalism... Communism/Socialism is taking/stealing your earnings/daily bread and giving it to others. That is in direct opposition to the teachings of Jesus Christ... That means Communism/Socialism is Anti-Christ which aligns with Satan... Quoting: DuckNCover someone hasn't read Das Kapital obviously. you have no idea what capitalism or communism is. you are back asswards
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