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AltSwede
User ID: 77127462 Sweden 12/06/2019 08:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | These hacks are probably involved in money laundering of some sort. No way anyone with 120k is going to buy a fucking banana with it... then again, they paid the Clintons and Ofucka handsome speech fees. FUck this world. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76885957 That's a very good point. The buyer is probably actually buying a 9-year-old Guatemalan girl, and she comes with a free banana. What does he have? AltSwede |
Wolf 1776
User ID: 77660098 United States 12/06/2019 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Although outrageously priced, I believe it's intended to be satirical ... going bananas for a-peeling art. Furthermore, there are whispered rumors in the elitist avant-garde art world that he's planning to auction as a follow-up an empty canvas in early 2020 starting at $180K called "Where is it? The banana-split." Lettuce know what you think. BTW... Last Edited by Wolf 1776 on 12/06/2019 11:18 AM :wolf_footer_msg: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72494570 United States 12/06/2019 08:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What if all that "liberal art" that makes no sense at all is just a way to receive a payoff? "Book deals" are a well known front for stuffing corrupt morons with cash, every well known leftist gets an outrageous "book deal" that pays in full even if nothing sells, and now, a new item has taken the cake: In "liberal art" land, some moron who obviously was only receiving a payoff for something took 3 bananas to the museum, taped them to the wall one at a time with a $120, 000 price tag each, and sold all 3. took 3 bananas to the museum, taped them to the wall one at a time with a $120, 000 price tag each, and sold all 3. I don't know why this stuff is not investigated, there's absolutely no question the banana trick was fronted for a payoff. Normal bananas. That would spoil in less than a week. $120, 000 each. YEP. I tried to see if this was satire and evidently it is not, "art" is now clearly being used as a front for payoffs, be real careful of what you take seriously! |
AltSwede
User ID: 77127462 Sweden 12/06/2019 08:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cmon Quoting: Geraldgar Gallery owner Emmanuel Perrotin, who has worked with Cattelan for more than 25 years, dismissed the idea that the artwork is a joke, telling Artnet that every aspect of the work was carefully considered, from the shape of the fruit, to the angle it has been fixed with duct tape to the wall, to its placement. So he's part of whatever it is they're doing, as someone already said, probably selling kids. Question is how many kids they get for that amount, Police should go check the cellars and secret rooms of the buyers. AltSwede |
Wolf 1776
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~Blue Spirit~
Observing... User ID: 45302436 United Kingdom 12/06/2019 09:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Symbolism of the Banana: Quoting: ~Blue Spirit~ Banana is a fruit of energy... It is also a symbol of money and signifies your savings... There are many more things to know about Banana dreams... Bananas are tasty fruits, thus, these relate the good and essential things in life, such as relations, love, apparels and many more... Bananas are also mainly related to fetus and fertility... If you dream of bananas, then you are facing some fertility issues or lack of sexual pleasures in life... These are also related to health... For instance, if a person who is unwell finds himself eating a banana in dream, it means that either the illness will get worse or will be irrecoverable... Seeing a banana tree in dream conveys a lot more deeper meaning related to the sexual desires... The condition and shape of the banana also denotes different meanings... Check the color of the banana whether it was yellow or green... Yellow and ripe bananas indicate good health, happiness and good times... On the other hand, green bananas indicate new hopes and new opportunities in life... So, if I just write some fancy bullshit about the plastic flowers I glued to a piece of wood and spraypainted black in my only college art class, I could be an artist, too? Done. Work is for chumps. Heh... it's art :-) You'd be surprised at what people pass off as art today and they make £$€ from it too... ~Blue Spirit~ |
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~Blue Spirit~
Observing... User ID: 45302436 United Kingdom 12/06/2019 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I appreciate art and do have a creative streak in me myself but, I'm just not seeing it in this one... Oh well... each to their own, I guess... Last Edited by ~Blue Spirit~ on 12/06/2019 09:04 AM ~Blue Spirit~ |
Ostria1
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MissCleo
User ID: 77082640 United States 12/06/2019 09:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art industry is a scam. It's money laundering. These people can deduct it on income tax and insurance. But "Art" did make Nightly News. Meanwhile MBS owns DaVince's portrait of Jesus Saviour of the World. Why would an Islamic Prince own a Christian painting? Because he paid 500 million for it and has intention to wipe Christianity off the face of the planet. |
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ScrumpTheTexan
Forum Administrator 12/06/2019 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | These hacks are probably involved in money laundering of some sort. No way anyone with 120k is going to buy a fucking banana with it... then again, they paid the Clintons and Ofucka handsome speech fees. FUck this world. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76885957 That's a very good point. The buyer is probably actually buying a 9-year-old Guatemalan girl, and she comes with a free banana. What does he have? [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] I am a Christian. Christian does not equal doormat or pushover "I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800 The Election of Donald John Trump: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] For previous Newsletters, click 'Scrump's News Letters' @ [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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Ostria1
(OP) User ID: 59638256 Greece 12/06/2019 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art industry is a scam. It's money laundering. These people can deduct it on income tax and insurance. Quoting: MissCleo But "Art" did make Nightly News. Meanwhile MBS owns DaVince's portrait of Jesus Saviour of the World. Why would an Islamic Prince own a Christian painting? Because he paid 500 million for it and has intention to wipe Christianity off the face of the planet. Yes i followed this "Salvator Mundi" hasn't been seen in public since that evening in November 2017 (when it was sold in the auction). Its whereabouts have become the source of intense speculation after the Louvre Abu Dhabi, which had previously announced it would display the painting, last year postponed the grand unveiling without explanation. 15 june 2019 Ostria |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78153170 Canada 12/06/2019 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | These hacks are probably involved in money laundering of some sort. No way anyone with 120k is going to buy a fucking banana with it... then again, they paid the Clintons and Ofucka handsome speech fees. FUck this world. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76885957 My thoughts exactly! Most so called art aka bad art is involved in something crooked when it goes for thousands or millions of dollars despite no real artistic skill being shown in the work. Nobody is going to spend the time, energy and quality material to make actual good art when it will only be used for crooked purposes and then discarded. Artists become attached to art they have labored over and most certainly wouldn't want it thrown away once purchased. You can bet no one hangs these bad ugly works of art on any private wall. I bet it goes straight into the garage can once the money is laundered. |
FlashBuzzkill
User ID: 78003852 United States 12/06/2019 09:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can you imagine the sheer number of flies? Wait..does the artist charge extra for those? I have to admit this does me make me feel much better about my own artwork - from kindergarten. Last Edited by FlashBuzzkill on 12/06/2019 09:33 AM Gen. John B Gordon and Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest were the finest citizen-soldiers birthed in America. |
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Jake
User ID: 77849624 United States 12/06/2019 09:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
Where Eagles Dare
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Colour Crusader
User ID: 78103483 Germany 12/06/2019 11:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, there is a whole industry supporting it, and as a powerful industry it is linked to other powerful industries ... all of which contribute to the corruption and dehumanization of life. Art, on its highest level, has a sacred task - to uplift the vibration on this earth. Instead, it is encouraging degeneration and stupidity. The industry is huge. One person who managed to con this industry is the German painter Beltracchi, ( [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] who produced "missing paintings" and sold them for millions. He was only found out, after selling 300 paintings, because there was 2 percent titanium white in one of the paintings (titanium white did not exist in the period the painting was supposed to date from). These hacks are probably involved in money laundering of some sort. No way anyone with 120k is going to buy a fucking banana with it... then again, they paid the Clintons and Ofucka handsome speech fees. FUck this world. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76885957 I was wondering about that, who is so stupid to spend any money on this kind of "art". But there is a whole industry that supports it and says how great it is. Colour Crusader: may we fill the world with vibrant colour, constant critical assessment and deep compassion, moving ever forward towards a paradise of our own creating Thread THE WORLD WILL BECOME PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL AND ABUNDANT IF .. Thread: The world will become peaceful, beautiful and abundant IF .... Thread INCREDIBLE VOICES: THE MOST PERSONAL EXPRESSION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION Thread: INCREDIBLE VOICES, AND MUSIC WHICH COMFORTS AND INSPIRES IN DIFFICULT TIMES Thread: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? CHOOSE THE QUALITY WHICH HELPS Thread: HOW WE CAN SOLVE GLOBAL PROBLEMS BY CHOOSING A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 and 100 Thread: HOW FULFILLING IS YOUR JOB? WHAT IS YOUR VOCATION? DREAM ON ... Thread: IS YOUR JOB USEFUL, AND HAVE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS HELPED YOU TO REFLECT ON YOUR REAL VOCATION? Thread: QUESTION OF THE DAY Thread Thread: QUESTION OF THE DAY: SELF-REFLECTION IS ESSENTIAL FOR SURVIVAL |
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Colour Crusader
User ID: 78103483 Germany 12/06/2019 11:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That makes so much sense. As an artist who takes a lot of time over one painting, I greatly appreciate your opinion. These hacks are probably involved in money laundering of some sort. No way anyone with 120k is going to buy a fucking banana with it... then again, they paid the Clintons and Ofucka handsome speech fees. FUck this world. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76885957 My thoughts exactly! Most so called art aka bad art is involved in something crooked when it goes for thousands or millions of dollars despite no real artistic skill being shown in the work. Nobody is going to spend the time, energy and quality material to make actual good art when it will only be used for crooked purposes and then discarded. Artists become attached to art they have labored over and most certainly wouldn't want it thrown away once purchased. You can bet no one hangs these bad ugly works of art on any private wall. I bet it goes straight into the garage can once the money is laundered. Colour Crusader: may we fill the world with vibrant colour, constant critical assessment and deep compassion, moving ever forward towards a paradise of our own creating Thread THE WORLD WILL BECOME PEACEFUL, BEAUTIFUL AND ABUNDANT IF .. Thread: The world will become peaceful, beautiful and abundant IF .... Thread INCREDIBLE VOICES: THE MOST PERSONAL EXPRESSION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION Thread: INCREDIBLE VOICES, AND MUSIC WHICH COMFORTS AND INSPIRES IN DIFFICULT TIMES Thread: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? CHOOSE THE QUALITY WHICH HELPS Thread: HOW WE CAN SOLVE GLOBAL PROBLEMS BY CHOOSING A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 and 100 Thread: HOW FULFILLING IS YOUR JOB? WHAT IS YOUR VOCATION? DREAM ON ... Thread: IS YOUR JOB USEFUL, AND HAVE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS HELPED YOU TO REFLECT ON YOUR REAL VOCATION? Thread: QUESTION OF THE DAY Thread Thread: QUESTION OF THE DAY: SELF-REFLECTION IS ESSENTIAL FOR SURVIVAL |
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