"See You After Jail Guys": Art World Stunned After Man Eats $120,000 Banana Duct Taped To Wall

Man I just made 2,150,000 on those 11 nannas I got today and check it out, I got yellow duct tape too.

Sure, if you want to be kind.

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Haha. My friends mom caught us drying banana peels in the oven as young teenagers. As I was running for the door his mom was chasing after him with a coat hanger. Weed works better fyi.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad that guy ate that stupid “artist’s” banana and offended all those effete weirdos and leftists who think a banana ducktaped to a wall is art, but I wish it hadn’t been done under the guise of “performance art.” I’d like to see some NASCAR fan in a MAGA hat walk in off the street and eat it just because he was hungry and then unceremoniously toss the gallery owner a quarter on his way out the door.

I'm sure the insurance company will pay it off as well. Just like Lucky Silverstein did with terrorist insurance on WTC taken out months before 9/11.

Jail? Eating the banana was just performance art. Pay the man.

Its a money laundering scheme.

Exactly this.

"Modern art", just like publishing, is used to launder millions

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It's true Commies hate beauty and are jealous of it. They went around targeting and killing good looking people during the communist revolution in Russia. Just like these days far leftists will champion ugliness and fatness and shame pretty thin girls. Notice leftists hate pretty female cheerleaders and women with boob sizes larger than an A cup. All the latest female comic book characters either have to be fat blobs or flat chested boyish looking women other wise the artist gets called sexist for making women good looking.

In jail. What are you in for? Eating some guys banana.

Insurance scam no doubt?

and imagine...

artists and entertainers are the most powerful people in america

lol....

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In jail he will get all the bananas he wants

ha ha ha...

all artists and entertainers are moronic and destructive irrepective or race, religion and political affliations

nero who set fire to rome compose a poem

the fuhrer and his nazi gang

ronald reagan who got shot over an airhead actress

the hollywood directors and producers

etc,

artists and entertainers, are also closely associated with scantily clad and naked women.

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ha ha ha ha...

"cheerleader"...who got that absurd brainwave...?

artists and entertainers need scantily clad and naked women, unlike scientists and engineers

all women must be put back into conservative dresses

as they were prior to the 19th century

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before the artists and entertainers liberated them, in collaboration with the lawyers

then only society will become stable and moral again.

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We're not too lazy are we???

The ‘artwork’ he ate was easily and almost immediately afterward replaced by duct taping another banana to the wall, therefore there should be little or no charges brought against the guy.

Yeah, another variant of the Banksy shredder...

what happened to the peel?

its gotta be worth $100k at least..

Art is just a big money-laundering business. It’s a way for people to transfer a lot of money and avoid legal problems. The “art” itself is worthless and everyone knows it.

Example: You want to buy $100,000 worth of cocaine from me, but I want the money to be clean so I can buy a new car and not get in trouble. I tape a banana to a wall and you buy my “art” for $100,000, done deal.

Should have called.

He needs to return the banana after he shits it out and put it back on the wall.
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Well, just fuck me in the goat ass.

not a big loss, that artist can always make a new one.

And that's the "cultural elite" looking down upon and trying to tell "heartland" Americans how to live.

Decadent and Deranged.

Off-topic. I just watched a documentary about the day John Lennon was murdered. Such a tragedy. Growing up listening to my brother practice playing the guitar to The Beatles songs. They were true artists and I understand what they represented in their music. I could use one word to describe what each of them represented.

Paul - Humanity
John - Conscious
George - Spirituality
Ringo - Yes

Last Edited by Agent MIB on 12/08/2019 09:51 AM

All of that stuff is a big FU to us 'peasants.'

So, I say to them...