Dude I knocked out a 50 year biker at the bar last night tahahaha

Say Dude, one more time.

Cool, bro.

Just remember to stay away from Big Johnny Riggs. He's a trucker and he will knock you down. He hangs around at Love's truck stops. I'm telling you so that you can avoid him.

MMA in bar fight can get you killed.

He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.

He may have been tough in his day, but I’m tough today tahahaha.

He pushed me out of the way while I was waiting for my drink. He is like 270 pounds dude so obviously I went down to the ground.

That wasn’t it dude. I ended punching him square in the jaw , causing his fat butt to fall backwards into the bar. He was out like a light dude. His leg was shaking while he was out cold, and we noticed the inside of his blue jeans started rapidly getting darker. His pissed himself while his was out cold dude. It came out like a hose dude

His is name Jeff Hogger, I own to his biker buddies J Hog.
Apparently this dude was a badass In the 90s. People feared him.
He was whipping ass before I was born dude. And dude, I totally shut his lights off tahahaha ........ and I’m only 19 dude.

MMA is good to know dude.

I miss billy badass and his biker buddies, they would have taken OPs mma and shoved it up his tailpipe.