Your Questions to Greta Thurnberg's Parents

- Do you have any other children who are semi-autistic?

- Why didn't you shell out and pay for a quality acting coach?

- Was she that upset when she was refused for an intern position at Pornhub Productions on the grounds of ugliness?

- Doesn't she know any other fairy tales as we've heard this one, one time too many?

- Has your bank had to install a new vault to hold all the royalties from her face appearing on all those buildings and other products?