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Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas

 
kdog82
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12/15/2019 10:44 PM

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Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
Shipped it today via UPS.

Man, did it stink !

Hope that lab tech has nose plugs in. LOL !

Had to do one of those shit in a box kits instead of getting the camera shoved up my ass.

Those poor bastards !
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12/15/2019 10:48 PM
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
You’re only supposed to provide a small sample, not the whole specimen.

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12/15/2019 10:50 PM

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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
"...In a box."

That's not how a fecal test is done. I know; my healthcare pays for them.

The samples go into two different bottles, one with a liquid chemical inside, the other is just your pure 'matter'.

When I took 'the poop' to the LabCorp office in a nearby private hospital, I even asked them if I would get double my specimen back if I was not entirely delighted with the results.

You'd think they never had someone question them about a guarantee. 1dunno1

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 12/15/2019 10:51 PM
Most people live life on a path set for them, too afraid to explore any other

But once in a while people like you come along who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way

People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it

I think that's the real plan
kdog82  (OP)
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12/15/2019 10:59 PM

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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
"...In a box."

That's not how a fecal test is done. I know; my healthcare pays for them.

The samples go into two different bottles, one with a liquid chemical inside, the other is just your pure 'matter'.

When I took 'the poop' to the LabCorp office in a nearby private hospital, I even asked them if I would get double my specimen back if I was not entirely delighted with the results.

You'd think they never had someone question them about a guarantee. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond



Yes, I had the sample tube and the bigger jug or plastic jar that I shit in that was placed in a box. Just the fact I was shipping my shit was funny. Glad the UPS guy didn't ask what it was. Everything was pre -labeled.
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12/15/2019 11:01 PM

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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
[link to www.cologuardtest.com (secure)]
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12/15/2019 11:07 PM
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
That's not more carbon neutral than shipping them a lump of coal, but Greta would be proud of you, for your good intentions.
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
That's not more carbon neutral than shipping them a lump of coal, but Greta would be proud of you, for your good intentions.
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What's her address?

We could all send 'specimens'.
Most people live life on a path set for them, too afraid to explore any other

But once in a while people like you come along who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way

People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it

I think that's the real plan





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