"...In a box."

That's not how a fecal test is done. I know; my healthcare pays for them.

The samples go into two different bottles, one with a liquid chemical inside, the other is just your pure 'matter'.

When I took 'the poop' to the LabCorp office in a nearby private hospital, I even asked them if I would get double my specimen back if I was not entirely delighted with the results.

You'd think they never had someone question them about a guarantee.