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Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas

 
kdog82
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12/15/2019 10:44 PM
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Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
Shipped it today via UPS.

Man, did it stink !

Hope that lab tech has nose plugs in. LOL !

Had to do one of those shit in a box kits instead of getting the camera shoved up my ass.

Those poor bastards !
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12/15/2019 10:48 PM
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
You’re only supposed to provide a small sample, not the whole specimen.

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12/15/2019 10:50 PM

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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
"...In a box."

That's not how a fecal test is done. I know; my healthcare pays for them.

The samples go into two different bottles, one with a liquid chemical inside, the other is just your pure 'matter'.

When I took 'the poop' to the LabCorp office in a nearby private hospital, I even asked them if I would get double my specimen back if I was not entirely delighted with the results.

You'd think they never had someone question them about a guarantee. 1dunno1

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 12/15/2019 10:51 PM
Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country,
don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy.
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12/15/2019 10:59 PM
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
"...In a box."

That's not how a fecal test is done. I know; my healthcare pays for them.

The samples go into two different bottles, one with a liquid chemical inside, the other is just your pure 'matter'.

When I took 'the poop' to the LabCorp office in a nearby private hospital, I even asked them if I would get double my specimen back if I was not entirely delighted with the results.

You'd think they never had someone question them about a guarantee. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond



Yes, I had the sample tube and the bigger jug or plastic jar that I shit in that was placed in a box. Just the fact I was shipping my shit was funny. Glad the UPS guy didn't ask what it was. Everything was pre -labeled.
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12/15/2019 11:01 PM
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
[link to www.cologuardtest.com (secure)]
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12/15/2019 11:07 PM
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
That's not more carbon neutral than shipping them a lump of coal, but Greta would be proud of you, for your good intentions.
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Re: Sent a Turd to Someone for Christmas
That's not more carbon neutral than shipping them a lump of coal, but Greta would be proud of you, for your good intentions.
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What's her address?

We could all send 'specimens'.
Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country,
don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy.





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