Thread for Christ(s) ONLY - prove you are Christ returned!

Because a book said so

Blah.. Kiss my ass.. Bitches.. I don't need to prove shit to you.. My presence puts you in your place..

the 2nd coming is YOU realizing you can ALL become the christ and unlock the christ consciousness... christos means oil in greek .. its a cerebral spinal fluid that you must rise up your 33 vertabrae (jesus lived 33 years) by doing kundalini meditation when the moon is in your sun sign.. abstaining from all sex/masturbation, acidic foods and being in pure thoughts.. nobody is coming to save you, you must save yourself.. this is the secret of all secrets, the holy grail, fountain of youth.. how you can live hundreds/thousands of years if not forever .. and unlock 100% of the mind with both hemispheres of the brain working together.. all new blood unleashes into the body curing ailments .. and when the oil hits the pineal and pituitary glands flowing "milk and honey" is released... dmt and serotonin .. so you will always be happy and feeling loving if you do this properly every month. Stop wasting your sexual energy on sex and masturbation when this is the ultimate sexual alchemy where you unite the divine masculine with the divine feminene..

Matthew 6:22 - The light of the body is the eye: if. therefore thine eye be single, thy. whole body shall be full of light. THE PINEAL GLAND IS THE FATHER.

The Bible is a manual about physiological regeneration and astrology, written in code (SEE Gematria), providing us a path to enlightenment (atonement). 99% of the people believe the Bible is a historical book to be taken literally. It’s not, it’s about you and YOUR path to enlightenment. You are the Protagonist. No one’s coming to save you. All of these parables were written about and for you.


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INTERNAL SALVATION – CHRIST SEED – OIL OF WISE VIRGINS

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This oil, if not wasted, illumines the body – the lamp. It is the oil that gives consciousness, and thus light. When it’s dried up, people die. When people are ageing, it means that oil is being produced in lesser amount until it’s not produced at all, and then death comes.

When plenty of oil circulates in the body:

The mood is stable and there is no irritability, fear or nervousness.
Digestion and assimilation are perfect.
Hearing and eyesight are good.
Teeth don’t decay.
A person is able to get good sleep.
A person doesn’t require any medical drug.
There’s no need of much food.
There’s no desire for stimulants of any sort.
Poisons are neutralized, the body itself fights cancerous cells and other diseases.
A person doesn’t want to abuse himself in any way.
The body completely heals from earlier self-abuse.
There is immunity from colds and probably other infectious diseases.
Youthful vigor is present and the frailties of old age are absent.
Vitality feels unlimited.

Psych ward is where that shit belongs?!!

Well I can resurrect the dead, but how would you even prove that?

I resurrected my brother from the dead and healed him after a bad accident at a hospital. someone at the hospital called the FBI...that's when the hunt started. this was in 1979 I blew my cover...

OK batman lol..

Yea you gotta be more careful

I lived on a remote farm in the woods. US govt used every weapon they had to try to kill me...from bombs they blew my farm up, guns, missiles, nukes, anthrax, vx gas, mustard gas, Bubonic plague etc etc...

I can walk on snow!

Well I created god, but how would you even prove that?

I ate him. Which is again, unprovable

See there was an end times battle for the planet. all covered up...I was sided with the human race...US govt was sided with the Draconian beast...I won but they controlled the truth and the cover-ups...

I farted and the big bang happened farkin..

Unless you make it to gods eternal paradise you didn't win shit.. Its all about making it through to para para paradise.. Doo do do dadoo do do do..

I kept everyone from becoming alien food and maintained this as a human planet...it was a win...

Whatever man.. I couldn't care less about that irrelevant crap.. Listen to what I wrote.. Its either final death or eternal paradise from here on all else is irrelevant..

And I saw a New Heaven and a New Earth for the former had passed away...new heaven is already created. up to us to work on new earth...

Ye men of Galilee, why stand ye gazing up into heaven? this same Jesus, which is taken up from you into heaven, shall so come in like manner as ye have seen him go into heaven.


I for one have not seen CHRIST descend from heaven.

Anyone who claims to be Emmanuel is a false christ

You are free to believe what you want to believe.

As you move further along the path of greater wisdom and spiritual maturity, you might come to realize some of "that shit" are perhaps real.

We are magnificient beings with much greater capabilities than most of us know or allowed to know.

Higher levels of consciousness will trump physics every time.

All the best!