CONTEST OPEN TO 11:00 PM EST: CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST--WIN 1 OF 3 JANUARY MEMBERSHIPS

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O'sCookie

Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/25/2019 01:35 PM

That was meant to be my caption!!

Did you think it was directed at you?

Sorry 'bout that!

“I traded in Dasher, Comet, and Blizen for these....WTF?”

“I have no clue what happened to those reindeer.”

Did I sound like I thought it was personal, Hairy?

I have been called that...my Finish heritage seems
to like to add a little "insulation" now and then! lol!
It comes in handy when falling down stairs...or when
the temps dip below zero...So I can't complain!

No...very fun captions--KEEP GOING!

Merry Christmas!

Good one, Cosmic!

"Hurley (from T.V. Series "LOST") and his cat
wishing you a Merry Christmas this year!"


O'sCookie

All I had for dinner was the Impossible whopper!

... and now I'm a girl kitty :)

It’s going to take more than them to keep me out of the pie.

Last Edited by The Wizzard of Ahs! on 12/25/2019 02:21 PM

As I sit here, Christmas morning, scrolling through all
these wonderful captions and smiling...A PIECE OF PIE
sits next to my computer--"Christmas breakfast!"

You must be a psychic caption writer, kiddo!

Great job!...and very cute idea for your caption! Good Luck!


O'sCookie

JUST A "PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:"

Any other GLP member with a generous Christmas Spirit
this year who wishes to ADD ANOTHER UPGRADE TO THE
CAPTION CONTEST POT...PLEASE PM ME!

We had more than 3 really great captions for this
Christmas contest...So please "chip-in" if you can!

MAKE SOMEONE'S CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY HAPPY THIS YEAR!

Thanks for your time.

TheOracle'sCookie

Naw, it a was sickly attempt at being funny....dang this flu.


Merry Christmas, lovey.....

Last Edited by cosmicgypsy on 12/25/2019 03:55 PM

'White Supremacist terrorizing children , known to carry bag of suspicious items and has been seen collecting small dogs and cooking them in boiling water'
Please do not approach this individual or others of the same description as they are believed to be members of a dangerous cult sect.

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1 CAPTION for "chubby Kitty" and 1 CAPTION for the
"Christmas Chihuahuas!" *(Choose one or both for you
CAPTION ENTRY!)


CAPTION #1


If Pelosi's lies were Bon-Bons

the Wookee's full name is Chihuahuabaca

Please adhere to D & I guidelines, and refrain from posting anything that can hurt anyone else's feelings.

Caption #2

This is me in ancient pagan times.
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These three cats are my belts stars - the 3 Kitty Kings lol.

woops the 3 Chihuahua Kings

#1


She won't be running for president again.............. trust me.


#2


Contrary to popular belief, the band "Three Dog Night" got its name from a photo of a retail Santa Claus known to hold at least 3 dogs in most every holiday photo.

I think...She ate BILL!!

There ya go! Nicely done.


O'sCookie

AFTER MY OWN HEART...Caption that includes ancient
history carvings! That's a first, by the way!



You NEED A BLUE NAME for the upgrade (hope they come back
in!)

Merry Christmas!

O'sCookie

"....Chihuahua-baca!" Too good!


O'sCookie

I'm afraid to ask...What are "D.I. Guidelines?"

I'm more about "KEEP IT CLEAN"...


O'sCookie

Hey Pink!

I think ya got a little too much BRANDY IN YOUR EGG NOG
TONIGHT!


O'sCookie

Caption #1
Yeah Buddy, it was just that good!

Last Edited by Fastrac5 on 12/25/2019 07:53 PM

Ah, just what I needed today to distract me from a very blue, blue Christmas. Family emergency has overshadowed this Holiday Season unfortunately.

OK...I'll play catch-up and read thru' all y'all's creative captions but am adding my 2 cents worth now.

The Fat Cat...looking at owner...
"What?! Don't look at me like that! It's all your fault that you cooked the turkey, left it on the counter and then got drunk cooking w/ the wine bottle. Of course, I ate my fill of the turkey before it went bad."

Lil' dogs on Santa's lap...Santa thinking to himself....
"Oh geeze!! Should've known that I was taking a chance w/ the GLP crew on relying upon them to have a fresh team of reindeer ready for me. Instead, I get a team of tiny yappy dogs."

Peace-n-blessings to all this Holiday Season. Reach out and communicate w/ friends, family and loved ones. Tomorrow is not promised.

caption2 great.