I have a natural fear of babies. What do u do when someone forces you to hold the baby.

Re: I have a natural fear of babies. What do u do when someone forces you to hold the baby.

Its a good question

Pre During or after Birthing.

Without this information any advice given might be very very innapropiate.

Simple guide if its Pre

Use Gloves, make sure the father is not home and does not know you, and the mother agrees first,

and most importnatly Why am I doing This?

If its During Birthing by whatever is coming out first, again gloves and very well washed hands are good, keep your nails trimmed, from the bottom hold gently and firmly and pull towards yourself away from the mum, THOUGH ONLY as she Pushes Out or it might either

Snap in Two

due to the the laws of physics and elestification a harmonic resonance can start in the umbilical cord and it will end up back fully in the womb, and you have to start again. (mum will be very unhappy about this)

After

If its not yours and its not an emergency DONT.

Its Just easier.

You SHOULD have a fear of those things. There's this space alien with an eyeball insignia that's chasing people around with baby buggies, but with a catch... the babies use mind control on anyone that picks them up and then its game over!

So when they try to trick you into grabbing the "baby", just say NO and RUN!!

don"t do this.

Drop kick it onto the fast lane of the highway.

Tell them you have a cold and don't want the baby to catch it.

Some of you are too fucked up in the head and have no boundaries. Inhuman.

Make damn sure you are sitting when handed a baby

Fuck you

Yes, start sitting. Cradle it under the back with one arm, hand on the butt, forearm up along the back, head resting against your upper arm, body up against your chest. Use the other hand to support the head, Don't walk around with it until you are over the fear of handling it, once you get the hang of it its easy, just be very careful.

Last Edited by -Carbon Bound+ on 12/25/2019 11:41 PM