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The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.

 
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The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
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The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar. They head to the back of the bar where Google, Amazon, and Facebook are playing pool and having beers. After some tense but hushed discussion all 6 of them head out the back door together.

After a few minutes, a bar patron sees three people return through the back door. Its CIA, FBI, and NSA, but they're wearing the clothes and jackets that belong to Google, Amazon, and Facebook.

CIA immediately takes a shit on the nearest pool table. FBI pisses in the jar of pickled eggs and dumps trash all over the bar, breaking liquor bottles. NSA runs around pulling everybody's pants down.

The bar patron who saw them come back in dressed as Google, Amazon and Facebook yells, "what the Hell?! You can't treat people this way"!

The other patrons, who weren't paying attention to the previous weirdness going on in the back of the bar, responded, "they're private companies, they can do anything they want to".

The moral of the story is: there comes a time in the building of a tyranny when "private companies" are no longer what they seem to be or should be. If that "private company" is doing everything it can to enable the NWO agenda it is now an extension of the shadow government. Let's not defend the actions of "private companies" who are obviously cooperating with oppressive government agencies to limit our future freedom.
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
Nobody walks out
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12/28/2019 08:14 PM
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
bump
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
Nobody walks out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008592


This is about your lives. Nobody walks out.

You all get escorted out at one point and to most it might seem natural ;)
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12/28/2019 08:22 PM
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
It's a gay bar, right?
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12/28/2019 08:24 PM
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Glad I don't drink and hang out in bars any more.

Fuckin spookfags.
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12/28/2019 08:26 PM
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
It's a gay bar, right?
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Pretty sure amazon wears drag
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12/28/2019 08:30 PM
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It's a gay bar, right?
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Pretty sure amazon wears drag
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If Bezos isn't at least bi, I'll eat my hat.
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12/28/2019 08:30 PM
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I know for a fact that google has gov contracts

The govt can’t break the bill of rights, but somehow it’s ok to hire a company to do their dirty work for them.
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12/28/2019 08:32 PM
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
Not fixable.


They own the drug routes.


They transport the big guns.


And they have five eyes. Secure com’s.


Lists of hard operators from war zones.


Legalization of ALL DRUGS would only be a start.
Good luck
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12/28/2019 08:32 PM
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Not fixable.


They own the drug routes.


They transport the big guns.


And they have five eyes. Secure com’s.


Lists of hard operators from war zones.


Legalization of ALL DRUGS would only be a start.
Good luck
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12/28/2019 08:33 PM
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Monopoly on the best cash business on the planet.


Until all drugs are legal.
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12/28/2019 08:36 PM
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Re: The CIA, FBI, and NSA walk into a bar.
Nobody walks out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78008592


lmaolmaolmao

That was perfect!
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12/28/2019 08:37 PM
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Monopoly on the best cash business on the planet.


Until all drugs are legal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78033776


We dont want legal drugs ever, we have a big enough problem

we do want the CIA to quit shipping them
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Nobody walks out
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