BREAKING NEWS! RUSSIA GOES TO MAXIMUM DEFCON SUDDENLY!

Your uncle who used to work for CIA?

I just googled it, and you are correct, it shows they are at DEFCON 5 right now, the max.

:uncle:

Is 5 the lowest?

Why the fuck is 5 the lowest, that seems real dumb

yeh? prolly means Vodka inventory is low, or Gretta has taken the lead in Autistic world figure championship. Fuck Russia.

EVERYBUDDY RUN AND HIDE !! IT'S THE END!!! THINGS ARE NORMAL!!

:howdareyou:

Where would one fuck Russia? Do they have a hole?

Regional pre-emptive strikes imminent. Goodbye europe.

in the face, where the wadka nozzle goes...

no link? this stinks..

I can confirm on moscow military radio chatter. Something epic is happening. Never been like this before. wow

Russia is not going to Do shit....

They know better....

They will NOT INTERFER...

I found a link.... [link to www.express.co.uk (secure)]

Decon 5 means check the Vodka inventory.

yep found it

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

It must be aliens coming for Russia back all them, BS

That article says 2019.

Russia Protects Russia....

They will not get invovled...

They have bigger problems...like ther country is dying ....

Putin is making his move. Glory to mother Russia! Finally!

I have it on good authority that a Russian prostitute is urinating on OP’s bed. And his name is Sergei. And OP is laying on the bed. Mouth open.

dude looks like Gretta birthed from his forehead. I know he does not like her, which makes it all really creepy, like Cherynobl reached out and touched his dad's balls...

You people are freakin' tards.

The DEFCON Warning System describes itself as “a private intelligence organisation which has monitored and assessed nuclear threats against the United States by national entities since 1984”.

It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch.

Nor does it claim inside knowledge about the actual DEFCON status, which the US Government never officially reveals.

The United States Defense Department describes DEFCON 5 is as “the lowest state of readiness”, while DEFCON 1 means “nuclear war is imminent”.

Thank you so much, this made my day!

why is this shit pinned. An idiots post some fake crap and you pin it ffs. Russia will never advertise is defence security level just like the US will never advertise its defcon status.

The current Russian DEFCON Code as of 1/4/2020 at 3am:

DEFCON 5 = GREEN (lowest level)

The US has been at DEFCON 3 = ORANGE (medium) for years now.

(OP) you are either full of shit (I think you are) or you need to come up with some rock solid intel and fast.

Why do you guys troll and punk like this?

Are you just children?

You enjoy creating confusion?

In fact....I say;


Last Edited by ThirstyMarlin! on 01/04/2020 03:44 AM