Here's some easy ways to avoid the draft (so you can stay home and watch the fun on your tv)

You know who you are, and the rest of us do too. You make it pretty obvious what you're about.

When things go bad and the body bags start piling up, Uncle Trump is going to need some fresh meat to fill those holes in the line.

But the LAST place you want to be is in a foxhole, doing your duty. Isn't it. You want to be sitting at home on your comfy couch, watching other people die.

So here's how you can weasel out of doing your job and avoid getting filled with bullet holes, just like Trump did.


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