"Jehovah" God is actually a Goa'uld! Proof inside!

Yes, THE God of the Christians and Jews is actually a Goa'uld, like the ones in the series Stargate. Here are reasons why:


- He demands worship, and will kill all who do not bow before him. Goa'uld are HUGE egomaniacs, and simply cannot stand anyone who dare not bow before them. A common Goa'uld phrase is "Kneel before your god!" Which is exactly what this evil being Jehovah says!

- He is jealous. VERY jealous. Goa'uld, despite having a system of lords amongst the, are VERY territorial and do not like others of their kind interferring. Notice Jehovah seems to hate all other gods, especially Ra and Baal. He killed Ra's followers in Egypt just to prove he could do it. he threatens anyone who worships a different god, that they will burn in hell forever. Doesn't sound like that great a god huh?

- He is angry and enjoys suffering. Goa'uld are very sick, and enjoy the suffering of their subjects, and are prone to temper tantrums. They will gladly cause harm to or kill a servant just for kicks. Many times in the Bible, this Jehovah character gets extremely angry and makes constant terroristic death threats on people for even the most inane things. For god sakes, he killed Onan for spilling semen on the floor! Jehovah himself refers to himself as an ANGRY god, full of wrath.

- He is overly self important. Goa'uld think extremely highly of themselves, they believe they truly are gods. Notice Jehovah always speaks of his glory, of his majesty and power. If that was not enough, he makes bets with Satan/Lucifer(another rival Goa'uld btw) just to prove he is superior and godlike. In the book of Job, Job confronts God for what he rightfully feels are horrible wrongs allowed against him despite his loyalty, to which Jehovah responds with a VERY long diatribe about how mighty he is, how no one can stop him, how he is all powerful and can create and destroy all, and how Job, a mere human, is in no position to ever judge his greatness. Does this sound like a loving God to you, a being that berates his own most loyal follower for simply asking an explanation for the calamities that were allowed to befall him and his loved ones?


- He has servants. Goa'uld are not all powerful despite seeming to be, and thus need servants, such as host bodies as well as warriors. Note, Jehovah has a supposed army of billions of "Angels". These angels are actually Goa'uld also, but are of much lower rank usually. Goa'uld of higher rank use lower ranked Goa'uld to further their corrupt agendas. However, lower ranked Goa'uld generally seek to overthrow their masters and take their position as their own. Lucifer was an example of a second in command Goa'uld officer who saw an opening and tried to claim leadership and failed. The "Fallen" angels that produced Nephilim are also Goa'uld that tried to subvert the will of their leader Jehovah.

- Like the Goa'uld, Jehovah uses strange phenom to scare people into worshipping him. Goa'uld are more than capable of speaking in a "normal" human tone of voice when speaking to their followers, however they choose to speak in the flanged voice with an echoing effect, this is to scare people into believing they truly are gods of otherwordly origin. If you notice, Jehovah can speak normally to people, but many times will choose to speak with a loud booming eerie voice intended to scare humans into believing he truly is some sort of god.


Sad to say Christians, but your "God" Jehovah, is actually a member of a highly advanced alien race that is using a host body to rule over you. Jehovah isn't a god, he's a Goa'uld!