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MEGA “not” BREAKING; IRAN DEPLOYING DEFENSE VASE To ALL TROOPS

 
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You can clearly see the look of "fuck man they are gonna execute us" on their faces at the end
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Chuck Norris would have destroyed that vase with one tap.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Wtf OP is this a joke?
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lol, the chick at 0:39


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Should have made Soleimani's vehicle from that material.
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I wonder if those guys were executed?

JK LOL of course they were...
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I have the utmost respect for any high level practitioner of any of the many varieties of Martial Arts but... I'd love to see a well seasoned MMA champion go up against any of them, individually, in the ring/octagon.
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Wtf OP is this a joke?
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You could only wish, hope & pray to be cremated & laid to rest in such an obviously indestructible vase!
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VASE?

THE VAS DEFERENS DEFENSE SYSTEM!
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No fucking way they are Homosapiens....so fucking dumb as fuck!
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The Iranian military has developed a super secret defense for individual soldiers to use against any weapon the US can throw at them. This is game over for the US!










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What the fuck ever
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Or you can come to the conclusion that the genius of the Iranian scientists managed to develop unbreakeble gypsum vases.

Soon they will make rockets, planes, ships and tanks out of this special Iranian gypsum.

It is the Vibranium of Iran!

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With a inner lining of passport they will be invincible!
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The Iranian military has developed a super secret defense for individual soldiers to use against any weapon the US can throw at them. This is game over for the US!


defeated by a plastic vase.







 Quoting: docsquat
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The Iranian military has developed a super secret defense for individual soldiers to use against any weapon the US can throw at them. This is game over for the US!










 Quoting: docsquat


LOL, those must be some pretty hard vases.

Good thing our guys wear helmets!

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...

Perhaps ...

It is ...

a very small ...

lock box ....

for very small ...


very valuable...

family gems...

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jushopetheycanfindthelockboxtoburywiddarestofdabody...

wouldbeashsmenottohaveeveryyhingyouneedinthenextlife !
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Does this vase hold flowers? Is it decorative or utilitarian?
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The Iranian military has developed a super secret defense for individual soldiers to use against any weapon the US can throw at them. This is game over for the US!










 Quoting: docsquat


all 3 of them got shot.
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They were honorable enough not to fake an injury.
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the Persians are an artistic type people.... they are great at design, fashion, architecture (cosmetic) etc....

they should stick to that... and prosper.

leave the death bringing engineering and maintaining order to us.

simple as that.
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the Persians are an artistic type people.... they are great at design, fashion, architecture (cosmetic) etc....

they should stick to that... and prosper.

leave the death bringing engineering and maintaining order to us.

simple as that.
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What about the central banking???

Drama
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Obscure ineffective martial arts so they can win medals
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they better behave or forced regime change will come
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Hilarious!
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Quantifying martial arts as a "sport" is the first misunderstanding.putinknockout
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The Iranian military has developed a super secret defense for individual soldiers to use against any weapon the US can throw at them. This is game over for the US!










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All your vase are belong to us!
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I seen what ya did there!

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The Iranian military has developed a super secret defense for individual soldiers to use against any weapon the US can throw at them. This is game over for the US!










 Quoting: docsquat


wtf

They can't break a vase?
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General is like oh shit this is embarrassing, I hope nobody sees this
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You can clearly see the look of "fuck man they are gonna execute us" on their faces at the end
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Chuck Norris would have destroyed that vase with one tap.
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Totally!! But as I kept laughing at their feeble attempts to destroy that vase I was also thinking hmmm2 what the heck is that thing made of?
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