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Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!

 
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Never cared much for pork aside from prosciutto and copa, but I could never give up beef. Grass fed and finished, but it by the half cow from a farmer a couple exits up from me.

Just finished my beef stew for lunch mrs. Rorschach made last night for dinner, so damn good.
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Mark 7:19 For it doesn't go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body." (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Use a real bible instead of one created by sodomites.

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Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
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Mark 7:19 For it doesn't go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body." (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Use a real bible instead of one created by sodomites.

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Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
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[link to biblehub.com (secure)]

They are ALL translations and agree with each other. They clarify the KJV which is a translation also.
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Colossians 2:16
Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:
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Mark 7:19 For it doesn't go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body." (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods clean.)
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Use a real bible instead of one created by sodomites.

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Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
 Quoting: Visitor 78221250

[link to biblehub.com (secure)]

They are ALL translations and agree with each other. They clarify the KJV which is a translation also.
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Nope: one English version in particular has a whole board of Sodomites that developed it and it is the most popular reprobate version sold in America.
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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I like this spirited ol' gal but I still like pork.

Gheys can do what they like to each other but don't spread it around.
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New testament is falsehood, only a fool would read it as truth. God's words and Laws stand as eternal truth, there is no prophet who can overturn God's original word Torah (calling it old testament is slander, it will never get old or change)
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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The 3rd Book of the Scriptures, Leviticus tells us what not to eat...basic run down, scavengers. swine is not good, as they eat any & every thing, whenever a plane goes down into the Oceans or a boat sinks, there are crabs, lobsters and shrimp as well as certain species of fish & sharks eating the human remains. Think about that!
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Pork chops taste good.
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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Come here piggy piggy, let me eat you, ummm, I like me some goddamn bacon, & sum fall off the bone ribs. I'll even eat your ears off, yummmm. Love me sum sausage too, you taste so good early in the morning with some juicy Florida oranges.
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Yak! She’s a romantic
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
New testament is falsehood, only a fool would read it as truth. God's words and Laws stand as eternal truth, there is no prophet who can overturn God's original word Torah (calling it old testament is slander, it will never get old or change)
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New testament is Jesus gospel that applies to our modern and teaches the free gift of salvation that is the very essence of Christianity To say it is falsehood is just denying Christ exactly what Satanist preach.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Dad made the best sausage you could ever find, he smoked great hams and pork shoulders and shared more than he kept with those living near us in need.
He made the best meat of any kind of farm animal and some wild game as well.
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