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Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!

 
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That's one nasty fouled mouth old nagger broad there.
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I found her delightful in her natural state.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
pig meat has lots of parasites/worms/larvea

you eat it/ you got em

then demons work thro the parasites to tempt you/. sex/ bad food/ bad behaviors

demons have to honor your free-will

so they work thro these parasites that you put in to your own body

they then avoid violating your free will


cook it good if you cant control yourself
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Got arthritis? Probably trichinosis.

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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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You can never say that to a Puertorrican. We are pork eaters for life!
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Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


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You can never say that to a Puertorrican. We are pork eaters for life!
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Shit eaters for life
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
you know why muslims don't eat pork?

bc it eats its own feces, even own offsprings, they see it as a hyena, and it's the only domestic animal that does so

it transmits various diseases hence its fat which is used in various materials also isn't healthy

i'm catholic though

and hopefully will never abort it :D
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No. It's because they believe allaturd turned a bunch of j,words into pigs because they angered allah. That's y.
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True.

Alcohol is haram in Islam too.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


You can never say that to a Puertorrican. We are pork eaters for life!
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Maybe that's why most of you are short and fat.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
you know why muslims don't eat pork?

bc it eats its own feces, even own offsprings, they see it as a hyena, and it's the only domestic animal that does so

it transmits various diseases hence its fat which is used in various materials also isn't healthy

i'm catholic though

and hopefully will never abort it :D
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No. It's because they believe allaturd turned a bunch of j,words into pigs because they angered allah. That's y.
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Is this true? Can we get a link?
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At the rate I'm going, I'll be just like that woman when I'm her age. No filter. None.

I'm getting there....charlie
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Same LOL!
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We can still choose a better vocabulary and speak using direct terms.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
you know why muslims don't eat pork?

bc it eats its own feces, even own offsprings, they see it as a hyena, and it's the only domestic animal that does so

it transmits various diseases hence its fat which is used in various materials also isn't healthy

i'm catholic though

and hopefully will never abort it :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78266409


No. It's because they believe allaturd turned a bunch of j,words into pigs because they angered allah. That's y.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78283062


True.

Alcohol is haram in Islam too.
 Quoting: MissCleo


islam was based on Christianity. But they believed one crazy maniac mohamed. Who was pedo and crazy.
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Imagine if she were a congresswoman or senator.
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How about vice pres? That would be a hoot!

What granny is saying is essentially is that she doesn't suck dick.

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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
A Pig can taste like heaven in right hands. Just ask my Christian ancestor form Poland. It was a delicacy
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOG MUGGA FUKKIN DIKS AND MUGGA FUKKIN PIIIIIGS
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Lol love her. She's spot on.
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Imagine if she were a congresswoman or senator.
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How about vice pres? That would be a hoot!

What granny is saying is essentially is that she doesn't suck dick.

hiding
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THANKS TO THE CIBIL RIIIIZE MOOBMEN WE DUN GOTS US PLENTY O' DEM OOGA BOOGAS IN OFFICE
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ROTFLMAO.lol
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Not for the easily offended.. this had me literally dying laughing.

Gramma gotta point!


 Quoting: Ragnar_Lothbrok


Right on! You get down with your bad self granny!

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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
When pig is getting killed, fear produces chemicals in the blood, poisonous chemical. Only human beings and pigs produce poison while being in fear. Eating a pig is almost like eating a human being. Plus pigs eat everything, even its own shit.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
You a nasty mutha fukker !

What a mouth ! Welfare for life right there .

Must be nice to eat NON -pork items on welfare !

I'm sure her off spring are nasty Mo fo's as well with this role model .

She's a godly church going woman I'm sure .

This is the normal behavior behind closed doors . TY for the insight . I just went to the Piggly Wiggly last night and got 8 Ibs. of center cut chops for $ 13 bucks .

Great on the grill with scalloped potatoes and apple sauce !

YUMMY !
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
Yes pork is bad for us but we still eat it either way.
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Awesome Grandma Bump!!!

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Pork aint gonna make her any dumber.....
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Ask yourself? How did EASTER replace passover. Considering Easter was celebrated by the ROMANS before Jesus died and resurrected.

Why was LAMB replaced with HAM on the dinner table?
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For by fire and by His sword, the LORD will execute judgment on all flesh, and many will be slain by the LORD.

“Those who dedicate and purify themselves to enter the groves— to follow one in the midst of those who eat the flesh of swine and vermin and rats— will perish together,” declares the LORD.

“For I know their works and their thoughts; the time is coming to gather all nations and tongues, and they will come and see My glory.…
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That's one nasty fouled mouth old nagger broad there.
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Yes.
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I could live without pork,

But without oral sex... suicide
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
When pig is getting killed, fear produces chemicals in the blood, poisonous chemical. Only human beings and pigs produce poison while being in fear. Eating a pig is almost like eating a human being. Plus pigs eat everything, even its own shit.
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 Quoting: Leroux


All animals release adrenaline at slaughter you idiots !

Especially a Kosher or Halal butchering .

Christians who harvest by hunting or butchering are wise not to let other animals near the butcher area .

Hunting is the cleanest way but you must be precise in every step and perform the instant kill .

Amish eat Pork . They are Uber healthy .

You don't feed the pigs garbage or feces . You keep their bedding area's clean .

You separate diseased or sick pigs from the herd .

YOU REALLY THINK COWS who have milked their entire existence and are then sent to be slaughtered are any different ?

China sells 90% of Pork now to USA and the world .

So I could see a problem with oversight there .


If the hog is fed the right stuff , just like a cow it's all good .

Bad pork smells . Don't eat stinky pork . And BTW Black people consume the most PORK are you kidding me .

Hogs feet in stores , Deep fried hog fat in stores , Pork rendering sold in stores .

Most blacks are turning to Islam and that is a big cause of the trends on pork we are seeing . pork is a MAIN Staple meat in the South .

Ham is delicious !
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Gross vulgarian
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
When pig is getting killed, fear produces chemicals in the blood, poisonous chemical. Only human beings and pigs produce poison while being in fear. Eating a pig is almost like eating a human being. Plus pigs eat everything, even its own shit.
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 Quoting: Leroux


All animals release adrenaline at slaughter you idiots !

Especially a Kosher or Halal butchering .

Christians who harvest by hunting or butchering are wise not to let other animals near the butcher area .

Hunting is the cleanest way but you must be precise in every step and perform the instant kill .

Amish eat Pork . They are Uber healthy .

You don't feed the pigs garbage or feces . You keep their bedding area's clean .

You separate diseased or sick pigs from the herd .

YOU REALLY THINK COWS who have milked their entire existence and are then sent to be slaughtered are any different ?

China sells 90% of Pork now to USA and the world .

So I could see a problem with oversight there .


If the hog is fed the right stuff , just like a cow it's all good .

Bad pork smells . Don't eat stinky pork . And BTW Black people consume the most PORK are you kidding me .

Hogs feet in stores , Deep fried hog fat in stores , Pork rendering sold in stores .

Most blacks are turning to Islam and that is a big cause of the trends on pork we are seeing . pork is a MAIN Staple meat in the South .

Ham is delicious !
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Jesus never had pork, and He is the one perfect example in bible. Amish people are sinners 2, dont compare your self to other sinners.
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Re: Grandma tells us why we shouldn't eat pork!
When pig is getting killed, fear produces chemicals in the blood, poisonous chemical. Only human beings and pigs produce poison while being in fear. Eating a pig is almost like eating a human being. Plus pigs eat everything, even its own shit.
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You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. If you kill any animal properly, it feels no fear or pain. Even if they do, they do not produce poison, just adrenalin, which is not poison, but does change the taste of the meat. Also, pigs do not eat their own shit. They are actually clean animals, until they are packed into pins with hundreds of other pigs, and nowhere to go. Pigs are omnivorous and eat just about anything, including people that are stupid enough to fuck with them.

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Matthew 8:28-32
28 And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.
29 And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?
30 And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.
31 So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
32 And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.





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