WTAF?!!! Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina ---> C*nt Candles | |
White Gloves User ID: 75663027 United States 01/11/2020 11:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No!! But it's probably something very similar judging by the different types of crap that's being going on around this planet. Well, maybe I died and I am trying to grasp the truth of it, and I am actually in a place called "Purgatory". Are you all in here with me, or am I being tricked? What did I do wrong to deserve this? |
White Gloves User ID: 75663027 United States 01/11/2020 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why do we refer to these perverted people as 'stars'? In reality they are dark holes. No pun intended... |
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Scrouge Mc Duck User ID: 19353379 United States 01/11/2020 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I knew that if I waited long enuf, that Gwynny wuld soon come out with a candle that smells like her nuffin. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2509491 I always wondered what her c*unt smelled like. here's a quote for ya : After Gwyneth shakes herself up a couple of Martinis, the narrator says “someone’s double-fisting” as she struts through the kitchen with her libations. “The holidays are work, so don’t be afraid to ask for help with lighting, and food, and style, and hair, and hair, and hair,” the narrator cheekily continues. “Find your favorite look, or eleven of them. Look fabulous in each one, and get super high… In your heels, of course.” The ad then takes a salacious turn by reminding people to treat themselves to a little self-service, but only after doing “something for others.” “Do something for others but don’t forget about No. 1,” the narrator says as Paltrow pulls a vibrator from a Christmas stocking and keeps it for herself. “Yes, that is a vibrator.” The ad finishes with the narrator wishing everyone a “happy holidays from G. |
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Pinkorchid- Covfefe
User ID: 78283938 Australia 01/11/2020 11:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This candle making process needs to be filmed and documented , perhaps she could then crack into ( giggle) the porn star business . See my agent. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
RepublicofTexas
User ID: 78306201 United States 01/12/2020 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This candle making process needs to be filmed and documented , perhaps she could then crack into ( giggle) the porn star business . Quoting: Pinkorchid- Covfefe See my agent. Envision French scientists with Gallic noses, in lab coats sniffing cooch. Almost like something the Japanese would come up with for porn. Make America Strong Again Make America Sexy Again I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail." |
Pinkorchid- Covfefe
User ID: 78283938 Australia 01/12/2020 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This candle making process needs to be filmed and documented , perhaps she could then crack into ( giggle) the porn star business . Quoting: Pinkorchid- Covfefe See my agent. Envision French scientists with Gallic noses, in lab coats sniffing cooch. Almost like something the Japanese would come up with for porn. I was thinking they were phallus shaped , my bad. Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77299565 United States 01/12/2020 03:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shes a stinkn cunt Quoting: Phennommennonn Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” finiShit here [link to www.dailywire.com (secure)] It’s a repost...get with the program. Were you late to the last meeting? Dated jan 10 assfuck. Now eat me. |
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Victor Vectors
User ID: 78007690 01/12/2020 10:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Shes a stinkn cunt Quoting: Phennommennonn Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop for her lifestyle and wellness company Goop. The name of the candle is none other than, you guessed it, “This Smells Like My Vagina.” finiShit here [link to www.dailywire.com (secure)] All friends sing Smelly Cat [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
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Cosmic Charlie
User ID: 75992005 United States 01/12/2020 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just a step in the "Selling Your Dirty Panties" thing ... [link to pantydeal.com (secure)] [link to www.nope (secure)] Last Edited by Cosmic Charlie on 01/12/2020 03:50 PM |
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Random NiNe
User ID: 46776824 United States 01/12/2020 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78332650 Sure lets have a party. U all can cum Why did I read this and instantly got hard? Oh, I know...it’s because it’s you Phen. “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure”. ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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