The Uk IS on the dark side when the impactor hits - and here is a thing I have never, ever read or heard about from anyone -

When the wave is mere hours from us, the satellites in the night skies will BLOOM like a ring of mini moons, the debris will glow madly in the skies, so the blood red will be filled with satellites falling to earth like lit fire flies.

The skies indeed will roll and buck, and the satellites fall like a rain of shooting stars.