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How to Catch Bear!

 
Great White Hunter
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How to Catch Bear!
First you dig a hole in the ground.

Then you gather fire wood.

Then put all the fire wood in the hole you just dug.

Now you set fire to the wood and wait a while until it going good.

Continue to wait and after a while the fire will burn out leaving only the ashes at the bottom of the hole.

Then wait until a bear comes along. This part might take a while so be patient.


Finally, when the bear appears from the bush you will have to act quickly.


Kick him in the ash hole!


There!
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Thread: Man kicks bear, quickly regrets his decision
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LOL
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You breed them with iranians.
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Very good Emma! fuckyeah5
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Very good Emma! fuckyeah5
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It's not an emma. It's a case of possession
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


cruise
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


cruise
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Canada, land of the easily amused. peace
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that's barely amusing
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.
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That's how I catch polar bears!
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.
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Fuckin awesome! Lol!
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that's barely amusing
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You accidentally spelled barely correctly .
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This tale is kinda grisly!
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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A bear walks in to a bar. He says " Bartender, give...



...me a beer."

The bartender says "Why the big pause?"
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I can't bear to read any more.
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bearballs





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