I Flush My Own Toilet With My Foot!

I'd be really impressed if you'd of said you did it while sitting facing forward.

I flush your toilet with my foot too.

Oh wow. But I bet you don't do that at your home. Usually modern toilets don't have a side flush handle, that's usually a button, I doubt you can flush it with your foot.
But if you check this article for example [link to sanitaryreview.com (secure)] you'll get the idea that these are still common. Just my two cents.

Sounds like your house dirty as fuck.
Your wife was telling me a work your feet smell like shit

So you infect yourself
With chinky toe rot?

You trying to be funny?

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Yes

Fuck yeah. Me too, not gonna catch the Toliet aids like do. GLP retard.