Here's the deal on the OP.
He goes to Canada. Gets him a legal prositute, some blow and some green. Lives in a small town where everyone knows each other. They show him where the commune eats, plays music and talk. The weather is nice so walks in the parks are awesome. Falls in love with his legalized hooker, she begs him to stay. All his new friends want him to stay. But they all fear of him going back to the "Orange Man Bad" environment. And he leaves behind the memory of the great thing of Greta!

So he comes back to America. The land of freedom and prosperity. Back to the old grind of basement dwelling, internet posting, key board fighting with the Right. And then to top it off... Dads home! Now he has to clean his room, help around the house, baby set his little brother while mom and dad go bowling. Back to oppression. Back to slavery. Back to being the slave of the almighty dollar. F- off you intolerant leftist drain on you're partners.