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how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?

 
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
yep heres a remedy

watch this together



See his reaction to some of the jokes, then you may understand where his at.
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chuckle

“You think it's cool porno railing your wife? She has osteoporosis, you monster. You know what that must feel like for her? You're cracking eggs with a sledgehammer, bro."

“You’re 50 with a jet black goatee”
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Lmaooo!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Better question is

As a wife

When do you realise

You are acting like JOBs wife did

She was a whiney bitch after his troubles started
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76594256


Hey she lost her kids also. And everything else including having a sick husband. It was a miracle she didn’t lose her mind. That was a tough woman. His troubles were hers as well.
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She was desperate for him to compromise

All she wanted was her own selfish way of life back

She was well aware that her kids were rotten

But didn't care cause she herself was a rotten idol worshiper
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RU SUCKING HIS BALLS AND COCK UNTIL HE TURNS 'PURPLE'..?

YOU'LL HAVE A BETTER GUAGE ON THINGS AFTER YOU 'DO' THAT..UH
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?


chuckle

“You think it's cool porno railing your wife? She has osteoporosis, you monster. You know what that must feel like for her? You're cracking eggs with a sledgehammer, bro."

“You’re 50 with a jet black goatee”
laugh
 Quoting: Bad Pattern


Lmaooo!
 Quoting: Ricky M


LOL there is a bunch of those big black jugs at my house! LOL
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
I play PUBG Mobile with my in-laws or when I move the bowels. Lately though they've moved onto COD.
300 CHARACTERS MAX LIMIT.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Mine is barely going to work and just wants to play PUBG all the time. Even though he's getting his truck repaired it feels like he's home playing quietly for hours in his room.
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Definitely does not sound like a midlife crisis, it sounds like he hasn't even become a man yet.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?


chuckle

“You think it's cool porno railing your wife? She has osteoporosis, you monster. You know what that must feel like for her? You're cracking eggs with a sledgehammer, bro."

“You’re 50 with a jet black goatee”
laugh
 Quoting: Bad Pattern


Lmaooo!
 Quoting: Ricky M


OK..THAT IS BEYOND FUNNY AS SHIT!..AND IRONIC AT THE SAME TIME...UH!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
A man’s mid-life crisis is actually caused by the woman. Your menopause and lack of sex makes him insecure. His libido may decrease also, but the woman’s changes spur the crisis. Try thinking about him more and being nicer and not so bitchy all the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77895588


Y’all can’t take responsibility for anything huh- always a woman’s fault. You realize that you give us all control that way, right?! We’re not your damn Mothers!
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Favorite line of a narcissist / borderline, yep you aren’t just another life leacher. Because you know what would actually be required to be my mother? Actually loving me unconditionally dumb twat.

And it’s always the fault of the other, unless both spouses are doing everything in their power to self sacrifice for one another then no one is blameless.

But we can tell from you’re attitude problem that you aren’t. As are 99% of men and women. That’s actually what both sexes want you idiot, to be treated like their parents treat them. Women want their fathers, and men want their mothers.

With your obviously selfish comment shows your denying whatever poor men is in your life his basic need.
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Oh please, get back to me when you have some relationship experience. Been married 27yrs asshole. Successful marriages are not built on a parental unconditional love model- they’re partnerships built on mutual respect plus affection. Your very marriage vows place conditions on your union; and most say nothing about parenting your spouse. Loving them, supporting them, encouraging them, and maturely accepting that life won’t always be easy doesn’t equate to unconditional. Cheat, abuse, neglect, lie, etc; those are conditions, unlike a parent who may be disappointed, saddened, hurt, angry, etc by a child but will still love that child with all that they are.

No, my parents nurtured me- they gave me a strong foundation to be independent & grab out of life what I wanted from it. As my spouses parents did him- this is our story that we write together- neither of us self sacrifices for the other to the point of losing ourselves (compromise & respect) & neither of us are free from responsibility in making the relationship work.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Let’s hook up Op. We can bang each other.
It’s called revenge porn.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
A man’s mid-life crisis is actually caused by the woman. Your menopause and lack of sex makes him insecure. His libido may decrease also, but the woman’s changes spur the crisis. Try thinking about him more and being nicer and not so bitchy all the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77895588


Y’all can’t take responsibility for anything huh- always a woman’s fault. You realize that you give us all control that way, right?! We’re not your damn Mothers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78333028


Favorite line of a narcissist / borderline, yep you aren’t just another life leacher. Because you know what would actually be required to be my mother? Actually loving me unconditionally dumb twat.

And it’s always the fault of the other, unless both spouses are doing everything in their power to self sacrifice for one another then no one is blameless.

But we can tell from you’re attitude problem that you aren’t. As are 99% of men and women. That’s actually what both sexes want you idiot, to be treated like their parents treat them. Women want their fathers, and men want their mothers.

With your obviously selfish comment shows your denying whatever poor men is in your life his basic need.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77937760


Oh please, get back to me when you have some relationship experience. Been married 27yrs asshole. Successful marriages are not built on a parental unconditional love model- they’re partnerships built on mutual respect plus affection. Your very marriage vows place conditions on your union; and most say nothing about parenting your spouse. Loving them, supporting them, encouraging them, and maturely accepting that life won’t always be easy doesn’t equate to unconditional. Cheat, abuse, neglect, lie, etc; those are conditions, unlike a parent who may be disappointed, saddened, hurt, angry, etc by a child but will still love that child with all that they are.

No, my parents nurtured me- they gave me a strong foundation to be independent & grab out of life what I wanted from it. As my spouses parents did him- this is our story that we write together- neither of us self sacrifices for the other to the point of losing ourselves (compromise & respect) & neither of us are free from responsibility in making the relationship work.
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Op please ignore the liberal rant of my fellow countryman. You need some sexing. Your husband is no longer worthy.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Today as part of my ongoing and progressive mid life crisis I did the following:

1) Went in to work 1 1/2 hours late

2) Cleaned up my work space from yesterday

3) Poured a beer (I keep beer and desk whisky in my office) at all times

4) Logged into GLP and trolled a few threads

5) Went to lunch after wasting about an hour of my day at work

6) Came home to participate in a discussion about mid life crisis on GLP

cattheend
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
When he puts the down payment on the new corvette ?
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He's mentioned the corvette a couple times but now he's talking about paying the house off and getting another mortgage for a cabin.

Why do men always want cabins, so they can fuck their girlfriends there?
 Quoting: chasity


If the cabin has one big mirror.... he is def maturbating to his own ass in the mirror.

Seriously tho, does he have any new friends? Have most of his passed already? Depression affects people differently. Drinking more? Doubling prescribed meds?LAT - living alone together // look into that it works for many couples.
Suggest simple thing like having dinner out, go to museums, catch a ball game, upgrade his computer, encourage him to get some accessories for his truck, get him some new workout equipment, act like you care about what he is doing in his room. In time he will re realize what is most important especially if you are there....hf
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Tell him he should switch the Escape from Tarkov

Anyone still playing PUBG probably going through a crisis no matter their age.
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to* Escape from Tarkov
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I'll give him a heads up.
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Try giving him more head


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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Today as part of my ongoing and progressive mid life crisis I did the following:

1) Went in to work 1 1/2 hours late

2) Cleaned up my work space from yesterday

3) Poured a beer (I keep beer and desk whisky in my office) at all times

4) Logged into GLP and trolled a few threads

5) Went to lunch after wasting about an hour of my day at work

6) Came home to participate in a discussion about mid life crisis on GLP

cattheend
 Quoting: Denizen Deplorable 2020


rofl ive been doin just that my whole life

maybe midlife crisis is just not givin a fuk if others find out.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Today as part of my ongoing and progressive mid life crisis I did the following:

1) Went in to work 1 1/2 hours late

2) Cleaned up my work space from yesterday

3) Poured a beer (I keep beer and desk whisky in my office) at all times

4) Logged into GLP and trolled a few threads

5) Went to lunch after wasting about an hour of my day at work

6) Came home to participate in a discussion about mid life crisis on GLP

cattheend
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^That is hilarious and Awesome!!!
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
if he buys a corvette and he's' sleeping with 25 yo's thats a strong indicator
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Today as part of my ongoing and progressive mid life crisis I did the following:

1) Went in to work 1 1/2 hours late

2) Cleaned up my work space from yesterday

3) Poured a beer (I keep beer and desk whisky in my office) at all times

4) Logged into GLP and trolled a few threads

5) Went to lunch after wasting about an hour of my day at work

6) Came home to participate in a discussion about mid life crisis on GLP

cattheend
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rofl
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Are you asking for attention, hun?
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Maybe he's sick of your voice.

When a guy has a job, it's his life.

The sights, smells, sounds, the people, the routine, where he eats, who he listens to on the radio, his route to and from work, all of it is what he's used to.

It helps make sense of the world because it's predictable.
It's stable.
Men hate change.

Now his truck, his job, is on the hoist, he's stuck at home with you buzzing about asking a shitload of questions.

Of course he's playing games.

They are predictable.
They have a routine.
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:this1:
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Worked well for our grandparents.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
"I see all this potential, and I see it squandered.

God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables - slaves with white collars.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression is our lives.

We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't.

We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
If he is you won't have to ask.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
He Starts wearing Skinny Jeans,and greasing his hair
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lol, you need to include a couple kids in the picture and me being forced to participate as well.
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I'm just 1rof1 behind the replies, they are the funniest part of these threads considering how far off target some of the remarks are.
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
Mine is barely going to work and just wants to play PUBG all the time. Even though he's getting his truck repaired it feels like he's home playing quietly for hours in his room.
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Are you still giving him the physical affection he biologically needs? If not then good luck...
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Re: how do you know if your husband is going through a mid life crisis?
He pulls up in the driveway on a brand new Harley Fat Boy and falls over trying to park it and you have to help try and pick it up.
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Let’s hook up Op. We can bang each other.
It’s called revenge porn.
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Let’s hook up Op. We can bang each other.
It’s called revenge porn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76079675


Sight unseen AC? That’s indeed ballsy.





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