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Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

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The 'New Brits' are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

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That is their intended goal. Back around 2015-2016, the Bilderberg Group openly boasted they would use non Whites to strip all civil liberties/rights from Whites.
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Hmmmmm...

Ask a trauma surgeon if he'd rather deal with a sliced carotid or a knife to the fatty part of the belly...
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You should take some of your Opiates & Opioids so you don’t feel anything and try one on yourself to make sure it works...

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It can still cut... good by me!
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You should take some of your Opiates & Opioids so you don’t feel anything and try one on yourself to make sure it works...

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No thanks..

I will stick to my Wusthof knives with pointy tips...
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Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

The Brits are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

putin
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Hitler should of wiped england clean!
 Quoting: Q33


We fought and beat Hitlers Luftwaffe unlike your native France who surrendered Cancuck frog!..

jay
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Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

The Brits are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

putin
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Hitler should of wiped england clean!
 Quoting: Q33


We fought and beat Hitlers Luftwaffe unlike your native France who surrendered Cancuck frog!..

jay
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fucku
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Hitler should of wiped england clean!
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We fought and beat Hitlers Luftwaffe unlike your native France who surrendered Cancuck frog!..

jay
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fucku
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Re: New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby
By brits you mean muslim invaders, right?
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By brits you mean muslim invaders, right?
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jay
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I predict brits will develop a whole new era of food for themselves...everything is blended. Can't wait for a fish and chips smoothie, complete with creamy potato skins and smooth fish scales and guts.
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and this is a bad idea WHY?
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FFS take back your right to bear arms.
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Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

The 'New Brits' are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

putin
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The old Btits are letting the new ones in. You've let your government have way too much control over you guys and we don't give two shits about it. All this is YOUR problem, not ours.
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Re: New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby
Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

The Brits are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

putin
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Hitler should of wiped england clean!
 Quoting: Q33


We fought and beat Hitlers Luftwaffe unlike your native France who surrendered Cancuck frog!..

jay
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Re: New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby
lol sounds like they just want stabbings to hurt more. A dull edge/tip punctures just as easily with enough pressure/force. Good luck out there UK. You'll be left with defending yourselves with wet paper towels before it's over with.
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Yep. Will also make a bigger entry wound. Bigger hole, more blood loss.
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Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

The 'New Brits' are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

putin
 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People!


The old Btits are letting the new ones in. You've let your government have way too much control over you guys and we don't give two shits about it. All this is YOUR problem, not ours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74760167


That was far-left Labour party's doing when they where in power between 1997-2010 and let all the blacks, pakis and every asylum seeker in.

Now the offspring of these immigrants are all stab happy.

jay


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It took some real bed-wetters to come up with this solution.
Now the nice people will have crap cutlery and muslims stabbing them in the streets.
A grinder and 5 minutes puts the points back on for Mohammed and them.
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Its like they are a bunch of children who need their government to protect them in even the tiniest way. Sad actually.
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Re: New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby
lol sounds like they just want stabbings to hurt more. A dull edge/tip punctures just as easily with enough pressure/force. Good luck out there UK. You'll be left with defending yourselves with wet paper towels before it's over with.
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Yep. Will also make a bigger entry wound. Bigger hole, more blood loss.
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It's mostly just the ethnics shanking each other so no one besides ths cops and NHS staff will be bothered about that.
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All to prove the UK is run by morons.
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It can still cut... good by me!
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^^^

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Next will be paper straws..

gross. ;p
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Next will be paper straws..

gross. ;p
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They do use paper straws in Mcdonalds here, not that I eat there...

Burger King offer both paper or plastic..
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Is this the solution to knife crime? Cutlery firm sells new knives with square tips 'repeatedly tested to ensure they do not pierce skin'

A British cutlery company are making new knives with blunt square tips in a bid to reduce knife crime.

Sheffield-based Cultery and kitchenware firm Viners says it decided to come up with the square-ended blade 'in response to rising knife crime statistics and new government legislation'.

Bosses claim their new 'Assure collection' has been repeatedly tested to ensure the products do not pierce skin after a record-breaking 44,000 knife-related crimes were committed across England and Wales last year.

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk (secure)]

The 'New Brits' are really fucking things up for us natives here in the UK...

putin
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What about slashy slashy? The 9/11 terrorist used box knives. No points.
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If no stabby-stabby, then it's slashy-slashy!
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Re: New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby
best way to keep the muz away

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If only they made bacon that big...

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Re: New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby
best way to keep the muz away

:baconheart:
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If only they made bacon that big...

:lovey:
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1000 bacon strip Sandwich.
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best way to keep the muz away

baconheart
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If only they made bacon that big...

lovey
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1000 bacon strip Sandwich.
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jawdrop
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best way to keep the muz away

:baconheart:
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If only they made bacon that big...

:lovey:
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1000 bacon strip Sandwich.
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