New knives with square tips so Brits cant go stabby stabby

Might as well make both edges dull and throw in a small hammer for free.

You sayin J's did 911?

Cant wait till they stop using knives and start using claw hammers instead ... they do already but it's way back in the shadows compared to knives right now

This one's got a square tip.........i wouldn't call it safe

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It's not too late. President Trump could drone strike the queen and her inbreeding family.

Last Edited by DeplorableOldMan on 01/16/2020 08:33 AM

It's the same (ridiculous) solution that your esteemed rulers gave you for your "gun problem".

They allow you, by their infinite grace and generosity, to own a substandard knife (the same with guns).

It's the kind of compromise a defeated people accept in place of a real solution...after all real solutions are 'racist'.

SLICY SLICY INSTEAD of STABBY STABBY.

so what is the origin of the word britain?

Try chopping a tomatoe.
It will splash.

UK can only use kid safe knives and scissors?

Yes....the sun has set on the empire.....lol....

What happens when you need to get stabby?

Here's a scenario. You're in your local pub enjoying a pint, along with some bangers and mash.

Some jihadist comes in shouting about Allah and shit with a very illegal knife in his hand, and starts burying it in people's chests.

Now maybe in your cucked Brit mind the correct thing to do is sit there quietly hoping not to be murdered before the police arrive, but a real man is going to attempt to neutralize the threat.

You'd maybe want something like a knife, a knife with a sharp point to defend yourself against said jihadist.

Of course there are better options than a knife, even a sharp pointy one in such a situation, but they may not be readily available.

At least you'd have something, but in Clown World you're not even allowed to have a steak knife.

Oh that's wonderful so now we can just go slashey slashey.

Buy a narwhal tusk before they're banned!

An ice pick can be deadlier than a knife..

They sell phillips screwdrivers long enough to duel with... Plenty long enough to run someone through.

Use your imagination.

They'll just use them to sharpen sticks, or they'll take up cricket and use the stumps 'cos they are already pointy...

My grandmother was a mamber of one of the Peaky Blinders type gangs back in her day. They used to carry the artillery for the boys incase the cops searched them (the boys).

She told me that steel tail combs were popular as they sharpened the handles to a point. Then they were banned too.

Treat the symptom, not he disease eh..

brits will now go slashy slashy instead of stabby stabby

LOL if you think it goes back as far 97, you are part of the problem.
Just another reason its easier and more worth while to support the invaders openly and honestly instead of covertly and dishonestly like about 100% will do, will raise their children to do and have done since about 1687 and the creation of modern political system and and the bank of england.

Good thing they don't know how to file them down...

The correct thing to do is to support diversity. Of course.
Inform the local police and council that there is a PR issue they will want to handle, and support the Global Citzen of the UN by giving aid.

That morons are the ones being run, by the UK.
The people at the top are profiting and living in ghettos - walled privately protected estates and mansions.
Not 'ghettos' open concentration camps where the gates aren't used to keep them in.

Why not just all learn kung fu?

they'd better ban popsicle sticks, cuz you know, you can scrape them on the sidewalk and make a little spear.

Instead of going stabby; the will have to go slicey. No biggie