How do you pass a drug "pee test" for employment?

Take your pee in.

Stay clean.

Easy

Can't we just stop smoking till he lands a job? It's not that hard dude..

switch to edibles.

stop the drugs, drink lots of water, get cardio up, get fresh air, sweat alot.... the test may come back nonclusive because his pee is so diluted with water they would want another test so that’ll buy him some time to stay clear of drugs until the next test. but yes drink water and sweat all day.

Synthetic urine in a plastic bladder with a heating pad to keep it up to temp.

Only works if they don’t watch you pee

I'm pretty sure it can stay in your system for months. And I'm not a "dude".

So if your female and have big boobs you can warm it up in the microwave then wrap a hand warmer around it...and put it under your boob. Wear a big sweatshirt...yes I have done this

You can buy kits on eBay that come with a fake penis.

small camping squeeze bottle from Dicks, clean pee, 2 pairs of small underwear, place bottle under sack.. pour in cup... go to work...

Its not probation so no one will watch you pee.

Tell them to quit weed. It is the only viable solution. I had a family member who managed to trick the system during the hiring process but then got hit with random screenings. They didn't have the contraband drug free pee at the right temperature from another person available to them so they were fired on the spot. Now they work the night shift making donuts for a mom and pop store that pays minimum wage but doesn't drug test anyone.

Lol! See that, big boobs do come in handy! Works for me, but I'm not the one taking the test. He's a male, so won't work for him.

SImple. Don't do drugs?

Sure it's not for you lol

Fake pee is the solution

No pun

I totally agree! I don't even use prescription medications!
But that won't help my friend.

Not sure I’d want a pot smoker on the job.

Dont do drugs, very simple and easy to pass.

Neither would I.

They forget things all the time...have no motivation...and always make excuses for everything.

Lazy good for nothing idiots.

Look up "quick fix" and "syntetix5"

1 GAS CRANBERRY JUICE AND 1 PACK OF "SERTO FRUIT PECTIN"...

BY YOUR 6TH PISS...YOUR CLEAN...IT WILL COME OUT OF ALL HOLES...

U.S. MILITARY RECRUITER GAVE THIS INSTRUCTION ...I USED IT TO GET A 'FEDERAL JOB E JOB'!....

To those who say, "Don't do drugs," that's really irrelevant in this case. The guy does drugs and, presumably, doesn't have a month or two to wait before he has to take the test, so here's your answer, OP. There's no fail safe, and those clean-your-piss things, as you said, don't work, but this will give him the best chance of passing the test:

Stop smoking as far before the test as you can. Never give your first piss of the day. Drink as much water as you can and pee frequently in the hours before the test to prevent any buildup of drug residuals in your urine. An hour before the test, take a B12 vitamin to color your piss yellow. The extra water in your urine will dilute the test so much, the drugs will be undetectable. They might order a second test. Repeat the process. Hope they then give up because they don't want to keep paying for tests.

Thank you! I've read a couple of sites that mentioned this, and this seems to be the best advice so far.

Quick fix plus . Sold at most smoke shops . Used it multiple times . Just heat it up with the provided hand warmer and squirt it in the cup

Fake pee for that purpose is sold on Amazon. It's how half the US is passing them.

Now we have to use them even if we take CBD oil since it will fail you.

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