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The spread of infection is increasing again - these are the differences from last spring


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PRIME MINISTER SET TO ANNOUNCE THREE-TIER SYSTEM OF COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS IN ENGLAD AT 3:30
 Quoting: antivirus201


Basically, we are thinking about closing the doors, but only half way, and we're going to leave the windows wide open.

My guess is that we'll have this three-tier system up until it's very painfully obvious it's not working and never would have. Then Boris will blame us for the massive pile of shit we find ourselves in.

Can't decide if he'll drag it out until after Christmas or not. I'm tempted to say he will.
 Quoting: Professoroldbeans


Sorry. I would say hang in there.....

But wait until you the shitshow that we have coming.....elections plus the virus. And most truly think the food shortages aren’t real.....just fear mongering.

Clusterfuck+

One day at a time, dear professor! Stay safe.
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Switzerland is going to be in deep shit soon i think.
over 4000 cases over the weekend. Overall it's a spike of allmost 300% in one week.

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Despite the highest infection rate in the whole of Europe the Czech government has opted against a new national lockdown because of the opposition to one. Pubs and restaurants already have to shut by 20:00; the Czech PM is now suggesting one solution might be to ban them from serving alcohol, to deter people gathering outside afterwards.
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To only solution is to learn to live with the virus, but take the necessary measures in order to guarantee the safety of those who are elderly and at risk.
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Unfortunately...... your “to only solution” isn’t a solution as it does not solve a problem.

And you think I am going to take it on the chin...... no. Theses folks have spent months of reading and discussing research. And while we don’t agree on the end. One thing is for certain .....

There has to be a certain amount of mitigation to keep the virus reasonably under control. Which means sports, concerts, schools, etc are irresponsible......and not helping.

The governments not being honest about true level of PPE needed is also not helping.

But your hero China.... they be lying sacks of poop.

And I will address and readdress this every damn time you try to make this virus “part of life”.

Many well wishes. You are going to need them and the prayers.
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Despite the highest infection rate in the whole of Europe the Czech government has opted against a new national lockdown because of the opposition to one. Pubs and restaurants already have to shut by 20:00; the Czech PM is now suggesting one solution might be to ban them from serving alcohol, to deter people gathering outside afterwards.
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To only solution is to learn to live with the virus, but take the necessary measures in order to guarantee the safety of those who are elderly and at risk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78895452


Unfortunately...... your “to only solution” isn’t a solution as it does not solve a problem.

And you think I am going to take it on the chin...... no. Theses folks have spent months of reading and discussing research. And while we don’t agree on the end. One thing is for certain .....

There has to be a certain amount of mitigation to keep the virus reasonably under control. Which means sports, concerts, schools, etc are irresponsible......and not helping.

The governments not being honest about true level of PPE needed is also not helping.

But your hero China.... they be lying sacks of poop.

And I will address and readdress this every damn time you try to make this virus “part of life”.

Many well wishes. You are going to need them and the prayers.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


Nope, no China for me, and no prayers, just living a life in a Covid world, with no extreme and unhealthy fears such as yourself. You always ram down the throats of others, only your inner fears and worst case scenario, sick of it!
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CC stop projecting onto others you own fears
CC stop pushing for the worst case secnario (every time)
Get out of your house

Thanks.
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UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: WE ARE STARTING TO SEE PRESSURES BUILDING ON HOSPITALS.

UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF INFECTIONS CONTINUE TO RISE, HOSPITALS IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND COULD BE TREATING MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY DID IN THE FIRST WAVE.


UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF WE DO NOT TAKE MEASURES TO CONTROL THE VIRUS, THE DEATH TOLL WILL BE TOO GREAT TO BEAR.




You asked about this the other day ParamedicUK:

Powis says that Nightingale hospitals in Manchester, Harrogate and Sunderland are being mobilised again.
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Thanks. And sad bump.
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UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: WE ARE STARTING TO SEE PRESSURES BUILDING ON HOSPITALS.

UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF INFECTIONS CONTINUE TO RISE, HOSPITALS IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND COULD BE TREATING MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY DID IN THE FIRST WAVE.


UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF WE DO NOT TAKE MEASURES TO CONTROL THE VIRUS, THE DEATH TOLL WILL BE TOO GREAT TO BEAR.




You asked about this the other day ParamedicUK:

Powis says that Nightingale hospitals in Manchester, Harrogate and Sunderland are being mobilised again.
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Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
 Quoting: Professoroldbeans


ME TOO

Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
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LOVE THE RED CAPS
REMINDS ME OF THE EARLY DAYS ON HERE
DOOMON
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UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: WE ARE STARTING TO SEE PRESSURES BUILDING ON HOSPITALS.

UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF INFECTIONS CONTINUE TO RISE, HOSPITALS IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND COULD BE TREATING MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY DID IN THE FIRST WAVE.


UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF WE DO NOT TAKE MEASURES TO CONTROL THE VIRUS, THE DEATH TOLL WILL BE TOO GREAT TO BEAR.




You asked about this the other day ParamedicUK:

Powis says that Nightingale hospitals in Manchester, Harrogate and Sunderland are being mobilised again.
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Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
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The weirdness is overwhelming here.
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No. We formed friendships and relationships. You seem to not understand this.

Bring some research that proves your theory. Because I see story changer and that will never sit well with me.

You might be related to Cap Loc Lee. May he Rest In Peace.
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Red caps back due to popular demand.

NHS ENGLAND DEP. CMO VAN TAM: COVID-19 IS NOT JUST A PROBLEM IN THE NORTH, ALL AREAS OF THE UK ARE SEEING AN INFECTION RATE GROWTH.
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I am sorry U.K. friends......

Hugs and prayers.
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Rotterdam mayor tests positive for Covid-19


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I really wish Dutchy would check in.
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NHS ENGLAND DEP. CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER VAN TAM: THINGS ARE HEATING UP ACROSS SWATHES OF ENGLAND.

NHS ENGLAND DEP. CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER VAN TAM: THERE IS A LAG BETWEEN CASES AND WHEN WE SEE HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS AND DEATHS RISE.

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all CAPS red, are you related to CAPMAN?
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Switzerland is going to be in deep shit soon i think.
over 4000 cases over the weekend. Overall it's a spike of allmost 300% in one week.

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Sorry if allready posted.
 Quoting: lol79


Sorry in general. Everyone is about to wild weasel.

We get dupes :) and care more about sharing information.
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LOVE THE RED CAPS
REMINDS ME OF THE EARLY DAYS ON HERE
DOOMON

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And my little poof ball of anger is just boiling......
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NHS ENGLAND DEP. CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER VAN TAM: THINGS ARE HEATING UP ACROSS SWATHES OF ENGLAND.

NHS ENGLAND DEP. CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER VAN TAM: THERE IS A LAG BETWEEN CASES AND WHEN WE SEE HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS AND DEATHS RISE.

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all CAPS red, are you related to CAPMAN?
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byekitty
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Yeah well I don't think so, this ain't the Soviet Union yet
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Red caps back due to popular demand.

NHS ENGLAND DEP. CMO VAN TAM: COVID-19 IS NOT JUST A PROBLEM IN THE NORTH, ALL AREAS OF THE UK ARE SEEING AN INFECTION RATE GROWTH.
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I am sorry U.K. friends......

Hugs and prayers.
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Hugs and prayers, how many times do you say that during 24 hours?
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Hundreds. Because I care.

Why does it irk you sooooooo badly?

Hugs and prayers. From inside my comfy home. With coffee and books and chores and education and oooooooo....

I am going to start reading little man a Scooby Doo chapter book, today. Your time perception is off..... it looks like I never leave, when in fact I have a very full day.
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UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: WE ARE STARTING TO SEE PRESSURES BUILDING ON HOSPITALS.

UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF INFECTIONS CONTINUE TO RISE, HOSPITALS IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND COULD BE TREATING MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY DID IN THE FIRST WAVE.


UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF WE DO NOT TAKE MEASURES TO CONTROL THE VIRUS, THE DEATH TOLL WILL BE TOO GREAT TO BEAR.




You asked about this the other day ParamedicUK:

Powis says that Nightingale hospitals in Manchester, Harrogate and Sunderland are being mobilised again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77776665


Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
 Quoting: Professoroldbeans


ME TOO

Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
 Quoting: CleverCreator


CC, Please Stop Engaging the Troll


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UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: WE ARE STARTING TO SEE PRESSURES BUILDING ON HOSPITALS.

UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF INFECTIONS CONTINUE TO RISE, HOSPITALS IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND COULD BE TREATING MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY DID IN THE FIRST WAVE.


UK NATIONAL MEDICAL DIR. POWIS: IF WE DO NOT TAKE MEASURES TO CONTROL THE VIRUS, THE DEATH TOLL WILL BE TOO GREAT TO BEAR.




You asked about this the other day ParamedicUK:

Powis says that Nightingale hospitals in Manchester, Harrogate and Sunderland are being mobilised again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77776665


Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
 Quoting: Professoroldbeans


ME TOO

Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
 Quoting: CleverCreator


CC, Please Stop Engaging the Troll

 Quoting: Hnry Bwmn


:)

This one you engage enough.... it inflames and then runs or gets poofed.
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See HB..... it got awfully nice......

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Five states see 50% jump in cases.

“More than half of U.S. states are seeing an increase in new COVID-19 cases, with five states -- Montana, New Mexico, North Carolina, Tennessee and Vermont -- reporting a jump of more than 50% in one week.”
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ME TOO

Goddamn love the red caps, THANK YOU!
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CC, Please Stop Engaging the Troll

 Quoting: Hnry Bwmn


:)

This one you engage enough.... it inflames and then runs or gets poofed.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


I'm not a troll but a dissident, not the same thing.
I'm aware of the dangers posed by the Covid-19, however, I'm dissident because I oppose your catastrophic and doomish views, and this in a rather consistent manner from your kindly behalf's.
Thanks for allowing me to express myself freely
Hugs and prayers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78895452


No..... there is having a different view point and presenting ideas and facts. Then there is constantly calling me and sometimes others a cult, fear mongers, and more.

We aren’t aiming for doom. I am trying to prepare many for some things that are coming soon, but I based every single one of my theories on facts and pieces of information.

When people bring articles..... you see doom. That is just straight up ignorance. If you are going to be a baseless fool, I will continue to point out your flaws so that you can work on them before you have a breakdown when you get sick.
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You see, Trump is as cautioulsy optimistic as myself, and yet he does not get to be banned here
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......oh my.......

Your reading skills are lacking. We aim for less political.

But I will be happy to say...... that level of optimism is irresponsible and I am sorry for my fellow Americans. Especially the ones that believe it.
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88% of Israelis support reopening small businesses now – activist group

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Confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett are set

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This level of risk? But they won’t help their citizens.......so weird.
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And covid19 brain ain’t helping......

Ex Pfizer executive says covid-19 “pandemic is over,” so-called “second wave” based on fraudulent testing

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And then a month old post rears it’s head..... if it’s so “cured” ?!?! Why is the world going wild weasel.......

URGENT! COVID-19 HAS JUST BEEN SOLVED AND CURED BY THE SUMMIT SUPERCOMPUTER



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The man lost it...


March deja-vu.
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The man lost it...


March deja-vu.
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:nodding:

It was disappointing but understandable in March. Now it’s just embarrassing and dangerous.
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Good Morning, page 11100
doom break



After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots ("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
Life finds a way.
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You see, Trump is as cautioulsy optimistic as myself, and yet he does not get to be banned here
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The American government has a steady history of telling its citizens the exact opposite of the truth ever since this pandemic began. You'll understand if I don't hang on every word of every Tweet.
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