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| PugTard
Thread Thrasher  User ID: 74993086  United States04/04/2020 09:48 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. This shit is WAY better than what I have been reading in the shitter...  Are we there yet? "So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too" Jeff Spicoli "Don't take any wooden nickels" Pugtard |
| Bloody Peasant!
User ID: 72696498 United States04/04/2020 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 What's going on? Been busy reading a choose your own adventure book. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
| SunshineRay
Godlike User ID: 78709577 United States04/04/2020 09:49 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: R. Wordsworth (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Sex... Yes do the sexy time... Crap I know I'm gonna die...but fuck it Hahahahaha!!! Faith is the soil where flowers grow and you need to nourish yours on a regular basis. Accepting that change is a natural condition and not a sign of your past mistakes helps you open up and let go of all those aspects of life that are beyond your control. |
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| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 09:50 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. UNPROTECTED MAKEUP SEX!!!!! "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| JAZZz50
User ID: 77771189 United States04/04/2020 09:51 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ummm derp the apacalpse started several mths ago. didn't u get the memo?LOL JAZZZ50 2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out. we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth. if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "merge" without using the word, i'd b so green i'd b King of Mars. |
| Angryredhead
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| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 He's one of the ones your mother warned you about. "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Ayr Phorce Yuan
User ID: 78729434  United Kingdom04/04/2020 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 UNCLE DOOM RED ALERT Quoting: Uncle Doom 78709630 THE UK GOVERNMENT ARE WAR GAMING A SCENARIO WHERE EVERY SINGKE PERSON IN THE UK IS INNOCULATED WITH A SMALL DOSE OF COVID19 AND THEM GIVEN ANTIBODIES. NO ONE WITHOUT THE ANTIBODIES WILL BE ALLOWED BACK INTO THE LARGER SOCIETY. MRS DOOM HAS CONTACTED UK JOURNALISTS BUT THEY HAVE BEEN ISSUED DEFENCE ADVISORY NOTICES. THEY PLAN TO INFECT EVERYONE WITH A MILD DOSE SO THERE IS NOT A GENERAL COLLAPSE OF CIVILISATION. This will be the end of mankind if they attempt this. They are actually thinking this is a viable solution. Seems rather insane. It’s just one of those things that they lay out on a table right? Not a real option. NOT SO INSANE IF YOU CONSIDER THEY'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FROM THE BEGINNING. THEY OPENLY PLANNED TO INFECT EVERYBODY WITH NO ANTIBODIES GIVEN BEFORE. [link to skwawkbox.org (secure)] DOESN'T SOUND SO CRAZY ANYMORE NOW, DOES IT? Some interesting bit’s in there. Thanks, hey, again, why the ‘attack’, take a ride out of Testosterone City & provide good content without the fucking ANGER ANGER ANGER. Lol. Do try what I said, just for a day.......don’t be mr knobhead..... I made you this special picture to get you to apply yourself......... You seem sensible without all the shit. Come to the dark side, fess up to all the prôxy stuff & ask for some lenience when you register....... Plenty of folk here with the same idea as you but you keep sticking yourself in the corner. I’m not mentioning it again, sink or swim..........put wit to use, it’s a crime to waste it. See you on the other side should you be bold enough to leap. Bye now ;) You’re not even Chinese lol, it’s funny!  GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78349459 United States04/04/2020 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Word are we talking makeup sex or are we talking makeup-sex?  |
| Serenity Now
User ID: 78311287 United States04/04/2020 09:54 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 man ,we flucked up. somewhere a chinease shill is moving the giant mirror to heat the earth to 150 degrees. he read on GLP that that temp will kill the virus. dang idiot didn't adjust for celsius. we are all goina fry. Quoting: JAZZz50 Gonna need lots of mirrors. John Ringo wrote a series of books about that. Did you read The Last Centurion? It was good. First tell the truth, then give your opinion.... |
| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 One quick serious note: Took 20.5 hours to go from 1.1 million global cases to 1.2 million. We'll see how long the next .1 million takes. "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Angryredhead
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| JAZZz50
User ID: 77771189 United States04/04/2020 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 sign on 1 door reads "infected" sign on other reads " taught the dog to shoot". pick a door JAZZZ50 2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out. we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth. if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "merge" without using the word, i'd b so green i'd b King of Mars. |
| Bloody Peasant!
User ID: 72696498 United States04/04/2020 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ummm derp the apacalpse started several mths ago. didn't u get the memo?LOL  Time to get to my escape pod  Safety  This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
| curry nosher
User ID: 78716732  Nepal04/04/2020 09:55 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 UNCLE DOOM RED ALERT Quoting: Uncle Doom 78709630 THE UK GOVERNMENT ARE WAR GAMING A SCENARIO WHERE EVERY SINGKE PERSON IN THE UK IS INNOCULATED WITH A SMALL DOSE OF COVID19 AND THEM GIVEN ANTIBODIES. NO ONE WITHOUT THE ANTIBODIES WILL BE ALLOWED BACK INTO THE LARGER SOCIETY. MRS DOOM HAS CONTACTED UK JOURNALISTS BUT THEY HAVE BEEN ISSUED DEFENCE ADVISORY NOTICES. THEY PLAN TO INFECT EVERYONE WITH A MILD DOSE SO THERE IS NOT A GENERAL COLLAPSE OF CIVILISATION. This will be the end of mankind if they attempt this. They are actually thinking this is a viable solution. Seems rather insane. It’s just one of those things that they lay out on a table right? Not a real option. It sounds extreme, what will happen to British overseas that want to return? Got to get a jab at immigration? Sounds nuts lol! |
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| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: R. Wordsworth (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Word are we talking makeup sex or are we talking makeup-sex? Does it really matter if it's the end of the world? "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78173554 United States04/04/2020 09:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: R. Wordsworth (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Sex... Yes do the sexy time... Crap I know I'm gonna die...but fuck it (Page 462) 6 MONTHS LATER, AT THE FREE CLINIC Mr. Wordsworth, I'm afraid we have some bad news. You have the bat AIDS... and the regular AIDS. And HPV. (YOU DIED) Turn to page 1 |
| Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States04/04/2020 09:57 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Wow. Milwaukee cancelled Summerfest which is also around that time period. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| PugTard
Thread Thrasher User ID: 74993086 United States04/04/2020 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 One quick serious note: Took 20.5 hours to go from 1.1 million global cases to 1.2 million. We'll see how long the next .1 million takes. Quoting: Riff-Raff Yes, I noticed that... the "curve" is starting to look like an inverted "V" and it will on get scarier as the week progresses. Are we there yet? "So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too" Jeff Spicoli "Don't take any wooden nickels" Pugtard |
| Serenity Now
User ID: 78311287 United States04/04/2020 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Oh no! Not Becky from South Attleboro!!!! I heard about her about 3000 pages ago. LOLOL. First tell the truth, then give your opinion.... |
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| Ayr Phorce Yuan
User ID: 78729434 United Kingdom04/04/2020 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Well it’s getting quite exciting I see........ I'm going to indulge a potential stereotype here, Ayr, please forgive me in advance. My experience has been that gin is a spirit commonly consumed in England. That in mind, and if you've ever savored any, what's your top shelf recommendation for a nice, smooth brand? Bombay sapphire. If you Tonic then a Fever Tree with it.......... But a nice Gin you may well want neat.......unless with a superb tonic ;) GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
| Angryredhead
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| Bloody Peasant!
User ID: 72696498 United States04/04/2020 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Sex... Yes do the sexy time... Crap I know I'm gonna die...but fuck it (Page 462) 6 MONTHS LATER, AT THE FREE CLINIC Mr. Wordsworth, I'm afraid we have some bad news. You have the bat AIDS... and the regular AIDS. And HPV. (YOU DIED) Turn to page 1 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKK This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
| JAZZz50
User ID: 77771189 United States04/04/2020 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 can i freak out now? i entered the twilight zone. i am half banned. WTf. this is freaky JAZZZ50 2020 The SHTF literally as TP ran out. we went from being over the target, to actually being the target. too close to the truth. if i had a dollar for everytime someone says "merge" without using the word, i'd b so green i'd b King of Mars. |
| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 09:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Sex... Yes do the sexy time... Crap I know I'm gonna die...but fuck it (Page 462) 6 MONTHS LATER, AT THE FREE CLINIC Mr. Wordsworth, I'm afraid we have some bad news. You have the bat AIDS... and the regular AIDS. And HPV. (YOU DIED) Turn to page 1 Yeah, but you lived for 6 months, which is better than most people do in these kinds of books. "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States04/04/2020 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Milwaukee cancelled Summerfest?  Yeah, dammit. Supposedly it will now be three weekends in September, which will NOT be the same. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Angryredhead
User ID: 78233975 United States04/04/2020 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 I doubt that. I follow the Lord, and the Ghosts, or the Spirit of the Dead have nothing to do with the Living... Lord Voldemort?!?! That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery. Stephen King, The Stand |
