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conspiratio maxima
 User ID: 77192634  United States04/04/2020 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 We've had the currency war, trade war, and now an economic/pandemic war. No matter how the virus came about, it seems real war is looming. Perhaps I'm miss reading something - anyone? |
| Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States04/04/2020 10:09 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Larry D. Croc Yeah, dammit. Supposedly it will now be three weekends in September, which will NOT be the same. I'll never get fried cheese curds now. September? Hell, it's freezing there in September.  Fried cheese curds are one of life's greatest inventions. Right up there with the internet. I'm serious. ;) I must agree with this. My only regret in life is that I didn't get licked down in Wisconsin. I shan't comment lest your beau misunderstand... "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78716684 04/04/2020 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 My governor said today he still intends for children to go back to school April 17th. Quoting: Angryredhead Make sure to fully unenroll. Do it now. Here are the state laws. [link to hslda.org (secure)] |
| Angryredhead
User ID: 78233975 United States04/04/2020 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Angryredhead I'll never get fried cheese curds now. September? Hell, it's freezing there in September. Fried cheese curds are one of life's greatest inventions. Right up there with the internet. I'm serious. ;) I must agree with this. My only regret in life is that I didn't get licked down in Wisconsin. We need one of those maps that go on the back of RVs that show every state you've been licked down in. Not enough, I can tell you that That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery. Stephen King, The Stand |
| Ayr Phorce Yuan
User ID: 78729434  United Kingdom04/04/2020 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 267) After downing half the gallon of vodka, Wordsworth decides to step out back for a smoke. Not two drags in to his Marlboro, suddenly there's a loud rustling in the bushes just inside the treeline. Having left the AR15 in the house, he's only armed with a 5-shot Ruger SP101 .357 Magnum. Fearing a runner has made it through the perimeter, he draws the revolver swiftly and aims it into the darkness. If you decide to fire all 5 shots indiscriminately into the bushes, turn to page 381. If you choose to retreat back into the house for greater firepower, turn to page 206. Definitely retreating...... (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Well I’m in now, I’ve turned my back, I guess I’m going in deeper, the kitchen it is...." GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
| MountainTux NLI
User ID: 68169271  Canada04/04/2020 10:10 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Dang, that's freaky... Have they ever canceled? I know that's been going since some time in the 60s. Was supposed to go one year when I lived in Green Bay but my then wife ended up in the hospital. Needless to say, I spent that week of vacation buying donuts for the nursing stations.  ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” |
| Angryredhead
User ID: 78233975 United States04/04/2020 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 The US is moving parts of the Navy into the Caribbean sea. An aircraft carrier is moved back to Guam, under some strange circumstances. Not saying it might not be infected, but I'm beginning to wonder if the US is starting to take up defensive positions for war. Quoting: conspiratio maxima We've had the currency war, trade war, and now an economic/pandemic war. No matter how the virus came about, it seems real war is looming. Perhaps I'm miss reading something - anyone? No, I believe you are correct. There is a lot of posturing right now. That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery. Stephen King, The Stand |
| Larry D. Croc
User ID: 70736097 United States04/04/2020 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 The US is moving parts of the Navy into the Caribbean sea. An aircraft carrier is moved back to Guam, under some strange circumstances. Not saying it might not be infected, but I'm beginning to wonder if the US is starting to take up defensive positions for war. Quoting: conspiratio maxima We've had the currency war, trade war, and now an economic/pandemic war. No matter how the virus came about, it seems real war is looming. Perhaps I'm miss reading something - anyone? I hope to hell you're wrong. No offense meant by that comment. "Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell, where they already have it." Ronald Reagan The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so." Ronald Reagan |
| Ayr Phorce Yuan
User ID: 78729434 United Kingdom04/04/2020 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Why don't you go play hide-n-go fuck yourself? Read that last one out loud. See if you can gather how trite and banal you've become here. Better yet read your last ten posts in this thread out loud and hear the echo chamber in which you're residing. Idea for your consideration: You've plagued this thread with your shit posting for several days. I'm assuming you can read through your hate and realize that many, many people here are the same folks day in and day out. You're doing pretty well on the loathing scale and it's unlikely your standing is going to skyrocket anytime soon. With that thought in mind? Find another thread, start your own, go back to your skinhead origins, or drool your hate into bottles and head to, where was it? Westchester or Miami Beach and empty the bottles on the paint of the cars you think "they" might drive so the paint is marred with your acidic spittle. Oh, Larry, this isn’t the twat that historically hounds you is it? GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
| Angryredhead
User ID: 78233975 United States04/04/2020 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Angryredhead I'll never get fried cheese curds now. September? Hell, it's freezing there in September. Fried cheese curds are one of life's greatest inventions. Right up there with the internet. I'm serious. ;) I must agree with this. My only regret in life is that I didn't get licked down in Wisconsin. I shan't comment lest your beau misunderstand...  That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery. Stephen King, The Stand |
| Riff-Raff
DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 10:12 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 The US is moving parts of the Navy into the Caribbean sea. An aircraft carrier is moved back to Guam, under some strange circumstances. Not saying it might not be infected, but I'm beginning to wonder if the US is starting to take up defensive positions for war. Quoting: conspiratio maxima We've had the currency war, trade war, and now an economic/pandemic war. No matter how the virus came about, it seems real war is looming. Perhaps I'm miss reading something - anyone? Well, carrier strike groups are offensive assets, not defensive. So watch where they are deployed if you want to know who they're watching for action. As for the Caribbean, that's our back yard. What assets are they moving there? "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
| Angryredhead
User ID: 78233975 United States04/04/2020 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 If the villain of a children's book is the best you can serve... Bless your heart, Potterhead... I don't think the Lord would appreciate you insulting others Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but don't consider the beam that is in your own eye? Or how will you tell your brother, 'Let me remove the speck from your eye;' and behold, the beam is in your own eye? You hypocrite! First remove the beam out of your own eye, and then you can see clearly to remove the speck out of your brother's eye... My brother is dead, you insensitive asshat! That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery. Stephen King, The Stand |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76443939 United States04/04/2020 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Can someone explain the street disinfecting? Seen in China, Italy and now Bolivia. [link to mobile.twitter.com (secure)] . |
| SunshineRay
Godlike User ID: 78709577 United States04/04/2020 10:13 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 462) Quoting: R. Wordsworth 6 MONTHS LATER, AT THE FREE CLINIC Mr. Wordsworth, I'm afraid we have some bad news. You have the bat AIDS... and the regular AIDS. And HPV. (YOU DIED) Turn to page 1 Yeah, but you lived for 6 months, which is better than most people do in these kinds of books.  Thank you! That was fun and really got my mind off of things  Faith is the soil where flowers grow and you need to nourish yours on a regular basis. Accepting that change is a natural condition and not a sign of your past mistakes helps you open up and let go of all those aspects of life that are beyond your control. |
| MountainTux NLI
User ID: 68169271 Canada04/04/2020 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Larry D. Croc Yeah, dammit. Supposedly it will now be three weekends in September, which will NOT be the same. I'll never get fried cheese curds now. September? Hell, it's freezing there in September. Fried cheese curds are one of life's greatest inventions. Right up there with the internet. I'm serious. ;) I must agree with this. My only regret in life is that I didn't get licked down in Wisconsin. I'm sure it could still be arranged. I know ppl.  ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” |
| Bloody Peasant!
User ID: 75284939 United States04/04/2020 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52044297 A hungry kid is like a stray cat, if you feed it it will latch onto you. I have enough for me and mine. You would let a kid starve? Terrible terrible attitude. Feed all the kids. You can't. Not in a true EOTWAWKI situation. You have limited resources for you and your family. You have limited capability to replenish those resources. You have no support structure from law enforcement or government. And you have to figure out how to keep your family alive long-term when you only have a couple of years worth of preps (if you're lucky). Not to mention you have to consider the possibility that the starving kid is a trap designed to lure you out into the open. So, yes, I would allow a kid to starve. To do otherwise compromises the security of my family. Survival isn't just about stockpiling food, water and ammunition. It's a mindset that allows you to make difficult decisions that you would never make under normal circumstances. If you are unable to make those difficult choices, all the preps in the world will not save you. As hard as you may sound, you do make a point. If you blow off all your supplies feeding kids, you end up shortly with nothing for you and yours....Then, eventually, your help was in vane, because the kids will die anyway when you have nothing left to give. It's all in the book. Jakarta Pandemic. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
| conspiratio maxima
User ID: 77192634 United States04/04/2020 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 The US is moving parts of the Navy into the Caribbean sea. An aircraft carrier is moved back to Guam, under some strange circumstances. Not saying it might not be infected, but I'm beginning to wonder if the US is starting to take up defensive positions for war. Quoting: conspiratio maxima We've had the currency war, trade war, and now an economic/pandemic war. No matter how the virus came about, it seems real war is looming. Perhaps I'm miss reading something - anyone? Well, carrier strike groups are offensive assets, not defensive. So watch where they are deployed if you want to know who they're watching for action. As for the Caribbean, that's our back yard. What assets are they moving there? "Thousands of personnel from the Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and Coast Guard are now under the leadership of Adm. Craig Faller, the commander of U.S. Southern Command, for the operation, Milley said. Ships and aircraft involved in the operation include several Navy destroyers, littoral combat ships, Coast Guard cutters and P-8 Poseidon patrol aircraft." [link to www.stripes.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78716684 04/04/2020 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 UNCLE DOOM RED ALERT Quoting: Uncle Doom 78709630 THE UK GOVERNMENT ARE WAR GAMING A SCENARIO WHERE EVERY SINGKE PERSON IN THE UK IS INNOCULATED WITH A SMALL DOSE OF COVID19 AND THEM GIVEN ANTIBODIES. NO ONE WITHOUT THE ANTIBODIES WILL BE ALLOWED BACK INTO THE LARGER SOCIETY. MRS DOOM HAS CONTACTED UK JOURNALISTS BUT THEY HAVE BEEN ISSUED DEFENCE ADVISORY NOTICES. THEY PLAN TO INFECT EVERYONE WITH A MILD DOSE SO THERE IS NOT A GENERAL COLLAPSE OF CIVILISATION. This will be the end of mankind if they attempt this. They are actually thinking this is a viable solution. Well, it would certainly be the end of the UK, but not necessarily the end of mankind. I mean, you guys are on an island... hmm can zombies swim? Chunnel...... |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78173554 United States04/04/2020 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 461) Quoting: R. Wordsworth Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. (Page 938) Wordsworth pulled the trigger as fast as he could. His ears screamed as the gun cycled and round after round found it's target. But instead of his kitchen being filled with a fine red mist as one would expect, a black goo projected from the unwelcome guest that stood before him. Despite a full magazine worth of 77 grain hollowpoints being sent downrange, the apparition in his kitchen still stood unmoving. The face that once was his object of affection suddenly contorted to a demented grin, one with way too many teeth to be human. He pulled the trigger one last time, to be greeted with a gut wrenching "click" instead of a bang. If you decide to attempt to reason with the inhuman runner, turn to page 1253 If you choose to throw the gun at it and flee out the back sliding door, turn to page 618 |
| Ayr Phorce Yuan
User ID: 78729434 United Kingdom04/04/2020 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 206) Wordsworth stumbled through the glass slider, slamming it behind him and locking it as fast as he could. Just as he finished latching the door, a Pug meandered into his yard, took a huge dump, and then wandered off into the darkness. He chucked to himself as he holstered his revolver, feeling a bit embarrassed for being so easily spooked. Just then, there was a crash from the kitchen so violent it shook the floor under Wordsworth's feet. He grabbed his rifle from the corner and slammed the forward assist to make sure it was ready to go. If you decide to enter the kitchen and investigate, turn to page 461. If you choose to run back out the slider door, turn to page 83. Investigate. I'm hooked now.. lol (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Well, as long as Becky hasn’t already visited the bathroom then it’s definitely sex........ GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
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| curry nosher
User ID: 78716732  Nepal04/04/2020 10:18 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 Can someone explain the street disinfecting? Seen in China, Italy and now Bolivia. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76443939 [link to mobile.twitter.com (secure)] . They do the same here, even the plants at side of road and upto 15ft high on buildings.... Dunno quite why they do it where no one can possibly reach though, also here is unbelievably low tech lol, it's a Heath Robinson affair with a big plastic water tank on the back of a pick up with a small Genny and a Small car pressure washer with about 5 guys operating it plus a few filming - no masks of course |
| PugTard
Thread Thrasher User ID: 74993086 United States04/04/2020 10:18 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Larry D. Croc Yeah, dammit. Supposedly it will now be three weekends in September, which will NOT be the same. I'll never get fried cheese curds now. September? Hell, it's freezing there in September. Fried cheese curds are one of life's greatest inventions. Right up there with the internet. I'm serious. ;) I must agree with this. My only regret in life is that I didn't get licked down in Wisconsin. ahhhhh... now I can see why your man might have a bit of a jealousy issue...  Are we there yet? "So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too" Jeff Spicoli "Don't take any wooden nickels" Pugtard |
| Angryredhead
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78716684 04/04/2020 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52044297 There is a vaccine for it, and if not a known prophylactic measure. Its a critical element of biological warfare, not to kill yourself or your own people with your own weapon. Now look at the statistics, places where j ws are plentiful have extremely low death rates. Yeah, I'm suspicious. Call me antisemitic, it's a badge of honor in a world gone mad Israel has 5 deaths per million population Saudi Arabia is at .8 deaths per million UAE has 1 death per million population Qatar has 1 death per million population Egypt has .7 deaths per million population Iraq has 1 death per million population Kuwait has .2 deaths per million population That does it. Kuwait did it! I'm good with either Samoa or Togo. Santa Claus |
| MountainTux NLI
User ID: 68169271 Canada04/04/2020 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 461) Quoting: R. Wordsworth Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. (Page 938) Wordsworth pulled the trigger as fast as he could. His ears screamed as the gun cycled and round after round found it's target. But instead of his kitchen being filled with a fine red mist as one would expect, a black goo projected from the unwelcome guest that stood before him. Despite a full magazine worth of 77 grain hollowpoints being sent downrange, the apparition in his kitchen still stood unmoving. The face that once was his object of affection suddenly contorted to a demented grin, one with way too many teeth to be human. He pulled the trigger one last time, to be greeted with a gut wrenching "click" instead of a bang. If you decide to attempt to reason with the inhuman runner, turn to page 1253 If you choose to throw the gun at it and flee out the back sliding door, turn to page 618 Holy Hell, pretty sure none of MY CYOA books were more than a couple hundred pages. "Choose you own Adventure, the Robert Jordan edition! Guaranteed, the author dies before you do, and STILL finishes the book!" Respect, Mr. Jordan... RIP. ad ignorantiam - The assumption of a conclusion or fact based primarily on lack of evidence to the contrary. Usually best described by, “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.” |
| Ayr Phorce Yuan
User ID: 78729434 United Kingdom04/04/2020 10:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 461) Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. Sex... Yes do the sexy time... Crap I know I'm gonna die...but fuck it (Page 462) 6 MONTHS LATER, AT THE FREE CLINIC Mr. Wordsworth, I'm afraid we have some bad news. You have the bat AIDS... and the regular AIDS. And HPV. (YOU DIED) Turn to page 1 Oh, pffff, and she shit herself. GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:. GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:. |
| PugTard
Thread Thrasher User ID: 74993086 United States04/04/2020 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 (Page 461) Quoting: R. Wordsworth Wordsworth's entire body trembled as he pied the corner peering into the dimly lit kitchen with his rifle raised. As he made out the shoulder of a human form, he knew he wasn't alone in the house. He burst into the room screaming "SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HANDS" only to immediately be taken aback by the ghostly figure he instantly recognized standing in the middle of his kitchen. It was Becky, from South Attleboro. "WHAT THE FUCK, BECKY???" He screamed. "I was just looking for some toilet paper, Wordsie... shit dude I know you probably have a 10 fucking year supply somewhere in here..." If you decide to empty the 30 round mag directly into center mass, turn to page 938. If you choose to have unprotected makeup sex, turn to page 462. (Page 938) Wordsworth pulled the trigger as fast as he could. His ears screamed as the gun cycled and round after round found it's target. But instead of his kitchen being filled with a fine red mist as one would expect, a black goo projected from the unwelcome guest that stood before him. Despite a full magazine worth of 77 grain hollowpoints being sent downrange, the apparition in his kitchen still stood unmoving. The face that once was his object of affection suddenly contorted to a demented grin, one with way too many teeth to be human. He pulled the trigger one last time, to be greeted with a gut wrenching "click" instead of a bang. If you decide to attempt to reason with the inhuman runner, turn to page 1253 If you choose to throw the gun at it and flee out the back sliding door, turn to page 618 Well, that can't be good!!!!!!!!  Are we there yet? "So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too" Jeff Spicoli "Don't take any wooden nickels" Pugtard |
| Bloody Peasant!
User ID: 75284939 United States04/04/2020 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 ... Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Yes, let's start a petition to install a glass parking lot on the island HUH.......THE U.K.? eer...ummmm...i mean....Australia... I just don’t know who has given us such a bad reputation. All we have ever done is travel around encouraging democracy......we even share our Queen Lady. When this is all said and done I would like to vacation in UK. I've been all over Europe but never UK. Please keep it all in one piece until then. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia. -Orwell Bloody Peasant |
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DEFCON 4 User ID: 76340466 United States04/04/2020 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Covid19/2021-22 OMICRON/ VIRUS "IHU" FRANCE:P13310/NEWEST VIRUS: "NEOCOV" HIGH INFECTION RATE+1 IN 3 DIE !?! P13315 The US is moving parts of the Navy into the Caribbean sea. An aircraft carrier is moved back to Guam, under some strange circumstances. Not saying it might not be infected, but I'm beginning to wonder if the US is starting to take up defensive positions for war. Quoting: conspiratio maxima We've had the currency war, trade war, and now an economic/pandemic war. No matter how the virus came about, it seems real war is looming. Perhaps I'm miss reading something - anyone? Well, carrier strike groups are offensive assets, not defensive. So watch where they are deployed if you want to know who they're watching for action. As for the Caribbean, that's our back yard. What assets are they moving there? "Thousands of personnel from the Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and Coast Guard are now under the leadership of Adm. Craig Faller, the commander of U.S. Southern Command, for the operation, Milley said. Ships and aircraft involved in the operation include several Navy destroyers, littoral combat ships, Coast Guard cutters and P-8 Poseidon patrol aircraft." [link to www.stripes.com (secure)] That sounds like part of the narco-terrorism offensive the US is launching in South America. "Collapse is a process, not an event." - Unknown "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves." - Terminator 2 "Risking my life for people I hate for reasons I don't understand." - Riff-Raff Deputy Director - DEFCON Warning System |
