I was away sharpening a tool I bought last century and forgot about - they call it a “woodsman’s pal”. All I need now is to find a belt so I can wear it out side in it’s huge holster when I make a neighborly visual statement appearance outside by whacking down brush with it as the hooting and hollering holiday parties tune up.

Last time I tried something like this the thing wasn’t sharp enough and I felt like an idiot as I whacked all the weeds and they stood right back up.