The "Coronavirus" Cheap Chinese Psy Op. I'll tell you about some confirmed cases.

The "Coronavirus" is a psy op yall. Its actually propaganda to boost the sales of Corona beer. CASES. BEER. CORONA.

"When you have a thirst so contagious youll need a mandatory vacay-cination this summer to fight it and the ONLY remedy is an ice cold, refreshing Corona. Now available in Corona Especial."

*cue to WHO and UN troop border checkpoint soldiers stopping random civilian and shouting "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE THATS A QUARANTINED AREA....stop, take this!" *pops the top off a noticeably chilled bottle of Corona and hands it to the person*

Voiceover: "Dont be a loser of EPIDEMIC proportions by not avoiding those cheap imitation beers like the PLAGUE. Get your ice cold Corona and turn your forced time off work into a MUCHO BUENO CERVESA FIESTA. Only with Corona. A beer so damn good its VIRAL."

Now the real question is WHY a Mexican beer?

As a peace offering and to sweeten the deal to get them to build the wall.

Its all about the art of the deal and sweet trades like that everybody wins.

Except the poor bastard that died cause he didnt have enough vitamin C or something and got sick and they had to add him to the PR body count.