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My aunt is a virologist in Wuhan on internship. This is very bad...

 
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My uncle works for Nintendo and he said plague victims are rising from the dead, that's why tanks are now patrolling Chinese streets.
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It's TRUE!

So this is how the Walking Dead started!
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She was facetiming me and told me that about a month and a half ago another intern went missing. The lab found he had stolen a category 5 virus sample that was being built for the Chinese military. This virus mutates rapidly and was built to Target westerners DNA. She said somehow the Chinese had a better DNA to combat this infection. The mortality rate is over 35% in it's last mutation for casucasians and only around 10% for asian. The call got cut off when she heard police knocking on her door. She said that UV lights are the only combatant.
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My uncle works for Nintendo and he said plague victims are rising from the dead, that's why tanks are now patrolling Chinese streets.
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rockon
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I wonder of there is a video game about this?

If so future proves past

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the guy sleeping with my uncle works for CDC he don't talk to me cause I called him an Uncle fooker............
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Re: My aunt is a virologist in Wuhan on internship. This is very bad...
My cousins father is a doctor in Dongguan and he tells me that there are A LOT of people sick but so far the only people that have died have had caucasian heritage.

Scary stuff!
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Your cousin's father? Do you mean your uncle lol?

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My double cousin and great grandpa intels say that tomato plants are of first concern
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Re: My aunt is a virologist in Wuhan on internship. This is very bad...
She was facetiming me and told me that about a month and a half ago another intern went missing. The lab found he had stolen a category 5 virus sample that was being built for the Chinese military. This virus mutates rapidly and was built to Target westerners DNA. She said somehow the Chinese had a better DNA to combat this infection. The mortality rate is over 35% in it's last mutation for casucasians and only around 10% for asian. The call got cut off when she heard police knocking on her door. She said that UV lights are the only combatant.
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stfu
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OP I saw in another thread that you had lost job and home. Have things gotten any better for you? Hope things have improved for you and no offense but I hope what you are saying isn't true.
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Re: My aunt is a virologist in Wuhan on internship. This is very bad...
My cousins father is a doctor in Dongguan and he tells me that there are A LOT of people sick but so far the only people that have died have had caucasian heritage.

Scary stuff!
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Your cousin's father? Do you mean your uncle lol?

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I didn't want to say it because I know Uncle Intel implies serious doom, but yes he is my uncle!

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