I'm a real werewolf ama

Ok I'll bite. Can you shapeshift at will or are you controlled by the moon?

Do you leave a mess of fur and nails on the floor everytime you go back to normal or does it disappear?

Are you a pure bred or a bitten?

Do you eat animal hearts or human hearts?

are you hanging out on GLP tonight because its cloudy outside or because the moon isn't full?

No mess of hair. More like a drunken blackout. Can't remember much. Been that way since I was a kid. It's not moon based

are you saying that Hollywood knows nothing of Werewolves now?

what causes your transformation?

Hmm. How do you know you're a werewolf? Does it run in the family?

Do you have other werewolves around to befriend?

Not sure about animal or human. Don't think human....woke up on porch a few times. Back door all fucked up and wife pissed. Had to paint it several times

Yes. Family curse. Since 1600s I'm told. Oddly Greek origons

you may be a werewolf, but you've got a drinking problem and that's no laughing matter.

get help, dude.

Felt you're not a werewolf. I'm told Lycanthrope.

Why is it a curse? And any curse can be uncursed.

Not a curse at all. Never said that. In 1986 I asked for it. I remember being in a baren field when it took place. Today that field is a 390k + neighborhood.

I had a thought that the King on his back will get up and fuck the guy standing over him in the ass soon. Then he'll take the spear and jam it down homeboys throat.

talking about the Virginia Seal.

what's a werewolf know about it?

Should I say. Never mentioned that. It's plus or minus

lol god damn mental!

Blessing or curse. I'm not sure. The hightened scenses and speed have helped in life

It's all how you look at it. Not mental . Just different

How’s your relationship with dogs?

I think I turned my neighbor. I live in the middle of nowhere but I heard my neighbor howling and saw her running three my area as to tount me.

Hmm.

As for dogs were cool. I have a German shepherd and we're ,best buds

Sometimes late night in the moment I see h eye to eye and he calms me. My German Shepherd I mean

do you like it when he sticks its snoot into your crotch and smells your ass? I mean really like it.

A true werewolf exists in magnetic field apart from your meat suit
It manifests into the physical but not the way you describe

My wife knows and leavese be. I'm more of a dog than a danger. It depends on the person I hear. If your a serial killer you are gonna act serial killer. If your a normal dude you sorta act k9.

We call it camping out. You know when it's gonna happen. So I just set up a tent on my acres and roll with is. See you in the morning honey

Can you feel call/pyll of the hunt!? Do you feel the exileration it gives?

The power!?

Yes. I'm very in tune with it. Enen out of form I hunt. I'm a competitive shooter in real form and at the top of my game. At 42 years old I'm 6'1 185 and jacked still. I love the hunt. I don't think I've killed. Turned a few but not a killer

Congrats try getting bit by a vampire now lol

My gramaw said we're desendants from lyacoan. In Greek
Not sure about that shit. Never listened. She was always telling stories. But a kid dident listen

Certified by the American Medical Association?