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Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70

 
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Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
I lmfao'd all u retards over sars ebola swine and bird flu i basically come to this site for no other reason then to see how stupid sad and pathetic people are and this is the first time ive ever "prepped" for anything altho im not yet nervous my gut is leaning towards that possibly something escaped the biolab in wuhan more then likely through a small insect that got infected then made its way out of the building and spread it amongst other insects and up the food chain and i am tending to lean towards that they are expecting a really deadly mutation of the virus

So anyway i figured alot of u are both poor and stupid and decided to waste my time putting this here

I went to bjs and purchased the following:

12 gallons of water
24 5oz cans of solid white albacore (tuna) in water not oil
12 12.5oz cans of chicken breast in water

Altho i would have liked to get rice and pasta i decided not to get anything that requires water to make and just go with bare minimal essentials

This is easily over a month of survival and i paid cash so hopefully i can just return it for my money back in 2 weeks

I will be repurchasing this same list again tomorrow which i will easily be able to survive off for more then 3 months if needed


Hopefully ill just call myself a dumbass and say i cant believe i let these morons get the best of me in two weeks and laugh at my foolishness on the way to returning what i dont need

Good luck all
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01/25/2020 07:44 PM
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You forgot to get soup.

Just saying
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
Probably just take it from you. Not sure.
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01/25/2020 07:47 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
I stocked up on lead.
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01/25/2020 07:47 PM
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I love bjs
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01/25/2020 07:52 PM
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You ARE a dumbass if you think that will last you a month. You plan on eating 5oz of tuna a day? You must be a millennial, cocky but stupid. 100 calories, mostly protein. What a fucking tard.
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01/25/2020 07:53 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
You need more than protein bro.
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Hopefully ill just call myself a dumbass and say i cant believe i let these morons get the best of me in two weeks and laugh at my foolishness on the way to returning what i dont need

Good luck all
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No need to wait two weeks. I'll do it now for you.

You dumbass. chuckle
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01/25/2020 07:54 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
All I got from the op is that he went to give some bjs or something like that
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01/25/2020 07:55 PM
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I love bjs
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Me too...

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01/25/2020 07:56 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
Lol, then I bothered reading what he actually bought.

Hey, I ain't knocking that supply - you know, if we lived in like the book of Eli or fallout or something.

But nothing but water and canned fish and chicken?

Would it have broke the bank to buy some Flintstones vitamins and the very least?


Lmfao
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01/25/2020 08:03 PM
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This stupid ass op calls everyone poor and then says he is going to return 70 measly dollars of shit. What an idiot.
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01/25/2020 08:07 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
2 gallons per day is far better than the 1 gallon most recommend. Your 12 gallons will not last two weeks(Well intended constructive criticism).

Go camping and you will quickly learn how much water you need to get through a day. I'm not trying to be a dick, you are already heading in the right direction. Only offering constructive criticism to help all who read this.

Backpacking stoves are pretty awesome preps to have for cooking and water purification. Boiling kills bacteria and Viruses. Alcohol stoves can be very Inexpensive. Plenty of YouTube videos on how to make them from soda cans. Denatured alcohol from the hardware store is what they burn, and it is very cost effective.

Alcohol is semi safe to burn indoors(like sterno used for catering) but Butane fueled stoves burn the cleanest indoors. It would be very wise to have some ventilation if used indoors(use stoves indoors in an emergency only, and use common sense).

Stay Safe

MAGA
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01/25/2020 08:19 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
You ARE a dumbass if you think that will last you a month. You plan on eating 5oz of tuna a day? You must be a millennial, cocky but stupid. 100 calories, mostly protein. What a fucking tard.
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waitwhat
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01/25/2020 08:26 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
You ARE a dumbass if you think that will last you a month. You plan on eating 5oz of tuna a day? You must be a millennial, cocky but stupid. 100 calories, mostly protein. What a fucking tard.
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waitwhat
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Yeah, the 5 oz cans of albacore are 100 calories.
The 12.5 chicken breast is about 300.
24x100=2400
12×300=3600
Total =6000 calories is going to last OP 30 days. Average 200 calories per day.
That's what I call "prepping".
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01/25/2020 08:28 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
OP will get mercury poisoning...
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01/25/2020 08:31 PM
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I love bjs
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cruise
hershy
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01/25/2020 08:33 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
I live right by a frozen lake I got ice fish and water if needed
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
bigmac, fries, chocolate shake

1290 Cal. Calories

53 grams Total Fat (82% daily value) 53 g Total Fat (82% DV*)

162 grams Carbohydrates (54% daily value) 162 g Carbohydrates (54% DV*)

40 grams Protein 40 g Protein
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01/25/2020 08:39 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
It's going to expire before you use it.

It's going to take months for a pandemic to spread around. It's not bound by the date on your receipt.
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
Once again the stupidity here never seems to stop amazing me...

This is a bare minimum hunker down survival kit meaning if i need this i will have hunkered down in my dwelling and will be putting my body in basically a state of hibernation meaning i will do nothing but lay down and limit movement as much as possible and just sleep


Anyone saying this is not enough is a really really stupid person having only a knowledge of what they have read and absolutely 0 practical experience. I have already lived completely off grid for 50 consecutive weeks and have also hiked the entire tri-state appalachian trail ...more then likely the same people that think a n95/100 dust mask is going to do a damn thing for you roflmfao that literally the funniest things going around right now... n95s dont even fully protect against dust .. goodluck with a .13 micron germ moron

Also anyone saying im poor for returning it... i own a nice home a nice car have 50k invested in stocks and a little over 30k in cash holding i just personally dont want excessive shit i dont need cluttering my home thats why i dropped it off at my $150 a month storage unig that has about 75k worth of shit in it cuz im soo poor


Anyone who doesnt think 1/2 gallon of water and a can of food is enough to SURVIVE off of u should go google some survival stories and see what people are able to survive off of since u once again have 0 practical experience and are only going by what youve read and or heard

Also u can take note that this is only what i grabbed not what i already had and the post was directed towards poor people who cant afford to prep... just to name some i have 2 6.12lb bags of quality whey protein and also 2 12lb bags of serious mass weight gainer so go google it and lemme know if im getting propper intake of calories and carbs etc based on what youve only read about ehat the body needs lol

Prolly wont be replying here again i have better stuff todo
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01/25/2020 09:16 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
OP is an ignorant baboon. If you're talking bare minimum supplies for 30 days, you can get by with just water for 30 days.
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01/25/2020 09:20 PM
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
Once again the stupidity here never seems to stop amazing me...

This is a bare minimum hunker down survival kit meaning if i need this i will have hunkered down in my dwelling and will be putting my body in basically a state of hibernation meaning i will do nothing but lay down and limit movement as much as possible and just sleep


Anyone saying this is not enough is a really really stupid person having only a knowledge of what they have read and absolutely 0 practical experience. I have already lived completely off grid for 50 consecutive weeks and have also hiked the entire tri-state appalachian trail ...more then likely the same people that think a n95/100 dust mask is going to do a damn thing for you roflmfao that literally the funniest things going around right now... n95s dont even fully protect against dust .. goodluck with a .13 micron germ moron

Also anyone saying im poor for returning it... i own a nice home a nice car have 50k invested in stocks and a little over 30k in cash holding i just personally dont want excessive shit i dont need cluttering my home thats why i dropped it off at my $150 a month storage unig that has about 75k worth of shit in it cuz im soo poor


Anyone who doesnt think 1/2 gallon of water and a can of food is enough to SURVIVE off of u should go google some survival stories and see what people are able to survive off of since u once again have 0 practical experience and are only going by what youve read and or heard

Also u can take note that this is only what i grabbed not what i already had and the post was directed towards poor people who cant afford to prep... just to name some i have 2 6.12lb bags of quality whey protein and also 2 12lb bags of serious mass weight gainer so go google it and lemme know if im getting propper intake of calories and carbs etc based on what youve only read about ehat the body needs lol

Prolly wont be replying here again i have better stuff todo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50665469


I am going to isolate myself on my land. I will post it and enforce no tresspass. I got plenty supplies and can fish right out back no problemo. 60 miles from a big city.
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Grabbed a lifetime of food and water. Land with game and springs. Ammunition is what I keep stock of. Remember, you only get to keep what you can defend.
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Probably just take it from you. Not sure.
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Feel free, I'm secure and confident at this point, with enough to share. you don't have to take it though, just ask.
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01/25/2020 09:32 PM

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This stupid ass op calls everyone poor and then says he is going to return 70 measly dollars of shit. What an idiot.
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Yea, OP, I think u should take some time to get educated - why would u address the GLP community as poor and degrading members? I’ve been on this site for like 10 years and there are many lurkers and members, both groups include some great people - that are reading ur post and rolling their eyes including myself...

Last Edited by Let Freedom Ring 365 on 01/25/2020 09:35 PM
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Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!

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What do you want? A fucking medal?
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Re: Just grabbed 1 month of food and water for $70
op = mega tard
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Good thinking OP ... the discount grocery stores are where the bargains are ... You just have to read the labels and watch the expiration date ... Our great grandparents survived by having a garden , livestock and a fruit cellar ... if they bought something , they bought large cans of staples ... lard , sugar , and flour ect ...

Last Edited by beenthruthat on 01/25/2020 10:47 PM
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