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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75173234 United States 01/26/2020 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78340145 Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone. Look through the great men in history, plenty of long beards among them. Your theory is fail, sorry. Not everyone who grows one is covering something up. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76870401 United States 01/26/2020 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78340145 Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone. Interesting |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79407397 United States 09/22/2020 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn, why was the other thread deleted? There were good debates being made there. Anyhoo, I managed to save a quote from there to continue it on here So let me ask you this. Who would you rather boink (or find more attractive) This guy: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Or this guy: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] That experiment is flawed showing your bias. To do a proper experiment, the men need to be the same age, same social classes, same body type, etc... then one with a beard and one without to get proper results. This is basic stuff. Do better The men are within the same age range, ac made used a photo where both are wearing casual attire, also both are well off people from similar classes. If ac was being biased he would have used a pic like this for the bottom dude: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] More importantly, why must you get all technical. It’s a basic “who’s hotter” (excuse my female lingo) comparison. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32722334 United States 09/22/2020 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78340145 Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77348167 United States 09/22/2020 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a few years people are going to look back at this current beard trend like we do now with those stupid, mop, emo haircuts that were all over MySpace 10 years ago. Beards are already getting a bad rap and seems to be going out of style. Women especially are catching up to the facade and understand that most men with beards maintain them in a shitty attempt to hide their weak chin and crappy, non-existing jawline. Beards are also unhygienic af and food constantly gets stuck in there. Women are aware of this and with fresh-faced, square-headed Chad becoming more desirable than ever to woman, they will always choose that option over the cucked beard-frauder. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13286279 United States 09/22/2020 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a few years people are going to look back at this current beard trend like we do now with those stupid, mop, emo haircuts that were all over MySpace 10 years ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77348167 Beards are already getting a bad rap and seems to be going out of style. Women especially are catching up to the facade and understand that most men with beards maintain them in a shitty attempt to hide their weak chin and crappy, non-existing jawline. Beards are also unhygienic af and food constantly gets stuck in there. Women are aware of this and with fresh-faced, square-headed Chad becoming more desirable than ever to woman, they will always choose that option over the cucked beard-frauder. Even the patron saint of Chad beards, Aquaman, aka Jimmy Chadmoa or whatever fully shaved off his beard. Mega Chad, Henry Chadvill is preferred by women being a clean shaven, fresh faced hunk—Yes, ladies, Superman! And he can grow a pretty damn good beard too. Hell, even mega roid monster Tyrone mix Dwayne Chadson went fully clean shaven. He did the grey beard thing for a bit but decided to drop it. I think even Venom Chad star Chad Hardy, oops, I mean Tom Hardy even shaved his off. Beards are becoming passe’ now, as expected. Part to what the ac mentioned above but also in large part to every soyboy and neckbeard making it fashionable. It truly is ridiculous now. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13286279 United States 09/22/2020 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they're also a good way to save money on shaving...have you seen the price of razors? not doing it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14192584 You really don’t have to shave every freakin day. Just a few times a week, if that will do it. You can just get a cheap foil electric shaver and be good. Have you seen the price of beard grooming products? It’s insane. You spend more time and money on beard grooming than you would on shaving. Even if you decide to grow a beard and say to yourself “I ain’t putting any shot product on my beard”, it’s only a matter of time until you begin seeing the adds and products calling your attention at the store isles. |
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Entitled title User ID: 78270630 Netherlands 09/22/2020 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they're also a good way to save money on shaving...have you seen the price of razors? not doing it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14192584 You really don’t have to shave every freakin day. Just a few times a week, if that will do it. You can just get a cheap foil electric shaver and be good. Have you seen the price of beard grooming products? It’s insane. You spend more time and money on beard grooming than you would on shaving. Even if you decide to grow a beard and say to yourself “I ain’t putting any shot product on my beard”, it’s only a matter of time until you begin seeing the adds and products calling your attention at the store isles. uhh idk about you but if i dont shave daily i might as well not shave.. |
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User ID: 79367037 United States 09/22/2020 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I guess OP can't grow a decent beard. lol J 17:15: "I pray not that Thou shouldst take them out of the world, but that Thou shouldst keep them from the evil. Truth, beauty and virtue ... all the things that THEY hate. All the things God loves. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77197251 United States 09/22/2020 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78340145 Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone. LOL Communists have infiltrated GLP written by a little beta cuck |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78436748 United States 09/22/2020 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn, why was the other thread deleted? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407397 There were good debates being made there. Anyhoo, I managed to save a quote from there to continue it on here So let me ask you this. Who would you rather boink (or find more attractive) This guy: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] Or this guy: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] That experiment is flawed showing your bias. To do a proper experiment, the men need to be the same age, same social classes, same body type, etc... then one with a beard and one without to get proper results. This is basic stuff. Do better The men are within the same age range, ac made used a photo where both are wearing casual attire, also both are well off people from similar classes. If ac was being biased he would have used a pic like this for the bottom dude: [imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)] More importantly, why must you get all technical. It’s a basic “who’s hotter” (excuse my female lingo) comparison. WHAT A SLAYER!!!! Just imagine being that freakin dude!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79177080 United States 09/22/2020 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a few years people are going to look back at this current beard trend like we do now with those stupid, mop, emo haircuts that were all over MySpace 10 years ago. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77348167 Beards are already getting a bad rap and seems to be going out of style. Women especially are catching up to the facade and understand that most men with beards maintain them in a shitty attempt to hide their weak chin and crappy, non-existing jawline. Beards are also unhygienic af and food constantly gets stuck in there. Women are aware of this and with fresh-faced, square-headed Chad becoming more desirable than ever to woman, they will always choose that option over the cucked beard-frauder. Even the patron saint of Chad beards, Aquaman, aka Jimmy Chadmoa or whatever fully shaved off his beard. Mega Chad, Henry Chadvill is preferred by women being a clean shaven, fresh faced hunk—Yes, ladies, Superman! And he can grow a pretty damn good beard too. Hell, even mega roid monster Tyrone mix Dwayne Chadson went fully clean shaven. He did the grey beard thing for a bit but decided to drop it. I think even Venom Chad star Chad Hardy, oops, I mean Tom Hardy even shaved his off. Beards are becoming passe’ now, as expected. Part to what the ac mentioned above but also in large part to every soyboy and neckbeard making it fashionable. It truly is ridiculous now. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79380603 United Kingdom 09/22/2020 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78340145 Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone. You can't grow one can you? |
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User ID: 77547432 Canada 09/22/2020 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78340145 Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone. You can't grow one can you? LOL...prolly not....slaves shave. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |