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Beards are makeup for a loss of youthful masculinity

 
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Beards are makeup for a loss of youthful masculinity
Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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Look through the great men in history, plenty of long beards among them. Your theory is fail, sorry. Not everyone who grows one is covering something up.
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Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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Interesting
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The people that write this garbage are the same mentality as the picked on nerd that becomes the loser cop.
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The people that write this garbage are the same mentality as the picked on nerd that becomes the loser cop.
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Many of the bearded guys I see are fat boys with big bellies. None of them are handsome.
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no.
It is a way to cover up how many muslims are already in your country.
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no.
It is a way to cover up how many muslims are already in your country.
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That would make them cucks. Sort of like circumcising a Christian baby boy to cover up for the ----.
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Damn, why was the other thread deleted?

There were good debates being made there.

Anyhoo, I managed to save a quote from there to continue it on here
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so you can grow a beard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73790943


Good one pick
 Quoting: EllenRipley


So let me ask you this.

Who would you rather boink (or find more attractive)

This guy:
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

Or this guy:
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407224


That experiment is flawed showing your bias. To do a proper experiment, the men need to be the same age, same social classes, same body type, etc... then one with a beard and one without to get proper results. This is basic stuff. Do better
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The men are within the same age range, ac made used a photo where both are wearing casual attire, also both are well off people from similar classes.

If ac was being biased he would have used a pic like this for the bottom dude:

[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

More importantly, why must you get all technical. It’s a basic “who’s hotter” (excuse my female lingo) comparison.
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lol
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Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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In a few years people are going to look back at this current beard trend like we do now with those stupid, mop, emo haircuts that were all over MySpace 10 years ago.

Beards are already getting a bad rap and seems to be going out of style. Women especially are catching up to the facade and understand that most men with beards maintain them in a shitty attempt to hide their weak chin and crappy, non-existing jawline. Beards are also unhygienic af and food constantly gets stuck in there. Women are aware of this and with fresh-faced, square-headed Chad becoming more desirable than ever to woman, they will always choose that option over the cucked beard-frauder.
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Beards are gay.

You see guys try to shave a line near their necks to give them the appearance of a jaw line. It’s worse than a hair piece. It’s comical and sad.
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lol OP better be or woman or im calling it

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they're also a good way to save money on shaving...have you seen the price of razors? not doing it.
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This is a cope. Some pussy who can't grow a beard angrily wrote this today.
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Re: Beards are makeup for a loss of youthful masculinity
In a few years people are going to look back at this current beard trend like we do now with those stupid, mop, emo haircuts that were all over MySpace 10 years ago.

Beards are already getting a bad rap and seems to be going out of style. Women especially are catching up to the facade and understand that most men with beards maintain them in a shitty attempt to hide their weak chin and crappy, non-existing jawline. Beards are also unhygienic af and food constantly gets stuck in there. Women are aware of this and with fresh-faced, square-headed Chad becoming more desirable than ever to woman, they will always choose that option over the cucked beard-frauder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77348167


hesright

Even the patron saint of Chad beards, Aquaman, aka Jimmy Chadmoa or whatever fully shaved off his beard. Mega Chad, Henry Chadvill is preferred by women being a clean shaven, fresh faced hunk—Yes, ladies, Superman! And he can grow a pretty damn good beard too.

Hell, even mega roid monster Tyrone mix Dwayne Chadson went fully clean shaven. He did the grey beard thing for a bit but decided to drop it.

I think even Venom Chad star Chad Hardy, oops, I mean Tom Hardy even shaved his off.

Beards are becoming passe’ now, as expected.

Part to what the ac mentioned above but also in large part to every soyboy and neckbeard making it fashionable. It truly is ridiculous now.
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they're also a good way to save money on shaving...have you seen the price of razors? not doing it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14192584


You really don’t have to shave every freakin day. Just a few times a week, if that will do it. You can just get a cheap foil electric shaver and be good.

Have you seen the price of beard grooming products? It’s insane. You spend more time and money on beard grooming than you would on shaving.

Even if you decide to grow a beard and say to yourself “I ain’t putting any shot product on my beard”, it’s only a matter of time until you begin seeing the adds and products calling your attention at the store isles.
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they're also a good way to save money on shaving...have you seen the price of razors? not doing it.
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You really don’t have to shave every freakin day. Just a few times a week, if that will do it. You can just get a cheap foil electric shaver and be good.

Have you seen the price of beard grooming products? It’s insane. You spend more time and money on beard grooming than you would on shaving.

Even if you decide to grow a beard and say to yourself “I ain’t putting any shot product on my beard”, it’s only a matter of time until you begin seeing the adds and products calling your attention at the store isles.
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uhh idk about you but if i dont shave daily i might as well not shave..
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Praise Jesus!
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This is a cope. Some pussy who can't grow a beard angrily wrote this today.
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He actually wrote this back in January (before pandemic days) you dumbass
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So I guess OP can't grow a decent beard.

lol
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Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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LOL Communists have infiltrated GLP written by a little beta cuck
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That's a character on a TV show.

The dude actually recently shaved it all off
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Damn, why was the other thread deleted?

There were good debates being made there.

Anyhoo, I managed to save a quote from there to continue it on here
thumbs

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Good one pick
 Quoting: EllenRipley


So let me ask you this.

Who would you rather boink (or find more attractive)

This guy:
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

Or this guy:
[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407224


That experiment is flawed showing your bias. To do a proper experiment, the men need to be the same age, same social classes, same body type, etc... then one with a beard and one without to get proper results. This is basic stuff. Do better
 Quoting: EllenRipley


The men are within the same age range, ac made used a photo where both are wearing casual attire, also both are well off people from similar classes.

If ac was being biased he would have used a pic like this for the bottom dude:

[imgur] [link to i.imgur.com (secure)]

More importantly, why must you get all technical. It’s a basic “who’s hotter” (excuse my female lingo) comparison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79407397


WHAT A SLAYER!!!! shocked

Just imagine being that freakin dude!!!!!

glassesoff
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In a few years people are going to look back at this current beard trend like we do now with those stupid, mop, emo haircuts that were all over MySpace 10 years ago.

Beards are already getting a bad rap and seems to be going out of style. Women especially are catching up to the facade and understand that most men with beards maintain them in a shitty attempt to hide their weak chin and crappy, non-existing jawline. Beards are also unhygienic af and food constantly gets stuck in there. Women are aware of this and with fresh-faced, square-headed Chad becoming more desirable than ever to woman, they will always choose that option over the cucked beard-frauder.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77348167


hesright

Even the patron saint of Chad beards, Aquaman, aka Jimmy Chadmoa or whatever fully shaved off his beard. Mega Chad, Henry Chadvill is preferred by women being a clean shaven, fresh faced hunk—Yes, ladies, Superman! And he can grow a pretty damn good beard too.

Hell, even mega roid monster Tyrone mix Dwayne Chadson went fully clean shaven. He did the grey beard thing for a bit but decided to drop it.

I think even Venom Chad star Chad Hardy, oops, I mean Tom Hardy even shaved his off.

Beards are becoming passe’ now, as expected.

Part to what the ac mentioned above but also in large part to every soyboy and neckbeard making it fashionable. It truly is ridiculous now.
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jihad2
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I smell and look like a badger. I don't care.
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Almost like a mask prior to masks!
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Re: Beards are makeup for a loss of youthful masculinity
Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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You can't grow one can you?
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Strong jaw, robust chin, sunken cheeks, well defined cheekbones. The look of a Chad. Equipped with a strong sturdy neck to finish off a fully masculine face. These guys almost always stay relatively clean shaven with occasional short goatees or pencil line beards.

Then the aging process kicks in. The face softens. The neck muscles atrophy. Jawline swallowed up by fat and water. Cheeks start to swell with estrogen and water. Suddenly a beard becomes appealing. The beard grown out is a masculine bandaid. Guys generally grow beards as a sign of a wounded masculinity. They're butthurt by the loss of youth. The longer the beard, the lower the testosterone.
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You can't grow one can you?
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LOL...prolly not....slaves shave.
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