Settlin’ in to practice for TEOTWAWKI

Augustus Berry, AKA The Mountain Man in Pop Apocalyptic Fiction, is both one of my heroes and also the provider of my blueprint for surviving the apocalypse:

get royally shitfaced often. Avoid others.

For those who insist upon forcing their company upon you: always wear as much and whatever armor you can find that you can also run in. Benelli and a suppressed pair of Rugers help. For really close contact: aluminum baseball bat, boot knives, and a derringer.

His best rules, besides gettin’ shitfaced all the time are:

Hide! If found out, runaway like your hair and beard are on fire.
Don’t take unnecessary risks!
Don’t be stupid.

I’m practicin’ the gettin’ sloshed part today.

Peace

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