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How Screwed am I?

 
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How Screwed am I?
I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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If you see a clown open it's face to show you a light i think you should run.
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The GLP effect has been initiated.... You will be fine. hf
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The GLP effect has been initiated.... You will be fine. hf
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I hope so. I'm on the West coast though, not far from Seattle where there's already been 1 confirmed case.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Glp doctors recommend cocaine 20 times a day and eating jars full of b12 with oregano.
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Prayers and best wishes... Grew up in Issaquah, hope all goes well...
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Glp doctors recommend cocaine 20 times a day and eating jars full of b12 with oregano.
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And hookers. Lots of hookers. (but no Asian ones)
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I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
 Quoting: Factual Error



Have you insisted to them that you want to go home?

I insisted on going home after having a massive heart attack from a 100% occluded main artery, ten hours after the stent was put in, 12 after the attack, directly from the ICU....and after a blistering lecture from the ICU doc about stopping smoking - 20 minutes of that rolleyes - I was released.

I was let go after a bowel resection after two days, was supposed to be there five, but insisted I wanted to go home.

I told them I live alone and have a cat that needs caring for....and plus that I just hate being in a hospital.

You have even more reason than I've ever had for wanting to get out of there.

As long as you DO ACTUALLY feel well enough to take care of yourself, then I'd start gently insisting that you'd now like to go home....just for the better rest is a good enough reason in my book.

My heart to yours you get home sooner rather than later....hugs
...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

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To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous

Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself....chuckle
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Hookers,dammit I played hookie the day med school taught us about hookers! Ty op for correcting me.
Weak hearts are a sign of weak character.strengthen your values and your heart will follow.
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I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
 Quoting: Factual Error



Have you insisted to them that you want to go home?

I insisted on going home after having a massive heart attack from a 100% occluded main artery, ten hours after the stent was put in, 12 after the attack, directly from the ICU....and after a blistering lecture from the ICU doc about stopping smoking - 20 minutes of that rolleyes - I was released.

I was let go after a bowel resection after two days, was supposed to be there five, but insisted I wanted to go home.

I told them I live alone and have a cat that needs caring for....and plus that I just hate being in a hospital.

You have even more reason than I've ever had for wanting to get out of there.

As long as you DO ACTUALLY feel well enough to take care of yourself, then I'd start gently insisting that you'd now like to go home....just for the better rest is a good enough reason in my book.

My heart to yours you get home sooner rather than later....hugs
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I am considering it. I'm on a blood thinner IV right now, but if they can switch me to pills, I'm gonna leave. I hate being here instead of my bunker.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Rub some A-1 on yer balls while you have the nice nurse lady shave your asshole.
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you can sign AMA papers and leave at anytime.
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I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
 Quoting: Factual Error



Have you insisted to them that you want to go home?

I insisted on going home after having a massive heart attack from a 100% occluded main artery, ten hours after the stent was put in, 12 after the attack, directly from the ICU....and after a blistering lecture from the ICU doc about stopping smoking - 20 minutes of that rolleyes - I was released.

I was let go after a bowel resection after two days, was supposed to be there five, but insisted I wanted to go home.

I told them I live alone and have a cat that needs caring for....and plus that I just hate being in a hospital.

You have even more reason than I've ever had for wanting to get out of there.

As long as you DO ACTUALLY feel well enough to take care of yourself, then I'd start gently insisting that you'd now like to go home....just for the better rest is a good enough reason in my book.

My heart to yours you get home sooner rather than later....hugs
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I am considering it. I'm on a blood thinner IV right now, but if they can switch me to pills, I'm gonna leave. I hate being here instead of my bunker.
 Quoting: Factual Error



You're going to be recovering for a spell....heh, I'm going to upgrade you, lovey. Now you'll have full command of your threads and smilies....in your bunker.

You get well fast, and enjoy your upgrade....send
...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous

Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself....chuckle
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Re: How Screwed am I?
If it makes you feel better, we are all screwed.

Godspeed OP. May God grant you peace and a quick recovery.
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Re: How Screwed am I?
The best you can hope for is a heart attack.
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I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
 Quoting: Factual Error



Have you insisted to them that you want to go home?

I insisted on going home after having a massive heart attack from a 100% occluded main artery, ten hours after the stent was put in, 12 after the attack, directly from the ICU....and after a blistering lecture from the ICU doc about stopping smoking - 20 minutes of that rolleyes - I was released.

I was let go after a bowel resection after two days, was supposed to be there five, but insisted I wanted to go home.

I told them I live alone and have a cat that needs caring for....and plus that I just hate being in a hospital.

You have even more reason than I've ever had for wanting to get out of there.

As long as you DO ACTUALLY feel well enough to take care of yourself, then I'd start gently insisting that you'd now like to go home....just for the better rest is a good enough reason in my book.

My heart to yours you get home sooner rather than later....hugs
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I am considering it. I'm on a blood thinner IV right now, but if they can switch me to pills, I'm gonna leave. I hate being here instead of my bunker.
 Quoting: Factual Error


Nah... you're fine.

Just ask them to mix some Retrovir and Dilaudid into your IV bag real quick and you'll be right as rain.

yeahsure
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Look, you are over acting all of this. Try these - lemon juice, coconut oil, baking soda. And please drink some water this is important
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I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
 Quoting: Factual Error



Have you insisted to them that you want to go home?

I insisted on going home after having a massive heart attack from a 100% occluded main artery, ten hours after the stent was put in, 12 after the attack, directly from the ICU....and after a blistering lecture from the ICU doc about stopping smoking - 20 minutes of that rolleyes - I was released.

I was let go after a bowel resection after two days, was supposed to be there five, but insisted I wanted to go home.

I told them I live alone and have a cat that needs caring for....and plus that I just hate being in a hospital.

You have even more reason than I've ever had for wanting to get out of there.

As long as you DO ACTUALLY feel well enough to take care of yourself, then I'd start gently insisting that you'd now like to go home....just for the better rest is a good enough reason in my book.

My heart to yours you get home sooner rather than later....hugs
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I am considering it. I'm on a blood thinner IV right now, but if they can switch me to pills, I'm gonna leave. I hate being here instead of my bunker.
 Quoting: Factual Error



You're going to be recovering for a spell....heh, I'm going to upgrade you, lovey. Now you'll have full command of your threads and smilies....in your bunker.

You get well fast, and enjoy your upgrade....send
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Thanks for that.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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If it makes you feel better, we are all screwed.

Godspeed OP. May God grant you peace and a quick recovery.
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I was just going to post that. Sad, but true....but I was going to add this--

Everyone thinking this way needs to quit thinking this way. There's much better things to do with our abilities to comprehend a dicey situation beyond just throwing hands up in the air and saying, "We're screwed."

Make peace within yourself quickly comes to my mind. And laugh....we can't stop laughing. I'll probably die laughing....but that will most likely be at the absurdity that was life on the Big Bluesy Marble.....charlie
...I adapt to the unknown,
under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous

Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself....chuckle
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The GLP effect has been initiated.... You will be fine. hf
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applause
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ohman

you glp doctors have me in tears tight now no joke.

tears streaming down... to fucking funny
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OP speedy recovery to you, i wish you the best.

we really arent seeing any explosion of new cases on the west coast. im in humboldt, ca.

if you dont hear a lot of coughing around you, prob okay still. even from a bed youd hear that at least.


get well soon
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The best you can hope for is a heart attack.
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mikeno
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under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]


To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous

Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself....chuckle
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You will be fine!
God Bless You!
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Prayers and best wishes... Grew up in Issaquah, hope all goes well...
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Same here with prayers and best wishes.....Grew up in Richland.
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Glp doctors recommend cocaine 20 times a day and eating jars full of b12 with oregano.
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And hookers. Lots of hookers. (but no Asian ones)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10741403


Or African ones
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I'm in the hospital for a pulmonary embolism I had Tuesday morning. I'm going to survive that, but they want to keep me here a few more days and I want to get home before the coronavirus patients start showing up.

Am I screwed?
 Quoting: Factual Error


Actually, and this coming from the husband of a nurse who worked as a paramedic in two Level-One trauma centers, you're safer there. Yes, nosocomial infections are always a risk---shit happens.

But, they'll have any suspected corona cases wrapped up tighter than a drum. If that helps put your mind at ease, and I hope it does.
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