Favorite Conan the Barbarian Quotes

I'll be baccckkk?\\

Conan can't cry....So, I cry for him!

Cromm

The huge box looking stationary earth magnet antennas?

There are "Conan the Barbarian" quotes?

"Get ova here and show me your dirty mexican ass.
Conan needs some illegitimate babies."

Oh come on!!! you guys should have got this in one.

What is best in life?

Crom, I have never prayed to you before.
I have no tongue for it.
No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad,
Why we fought or why we died.
No, all that matters is that two stood against many.
That's what's important.
Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request -
Grant me revenge!
And if you do not listen, then the Hell with you!"

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You’re all sluts!

Do you want to live forever

When asked what gave him great joy or something like that he said :" Driving my enemies before me and hearing the lamentation of the women."

it is Arny dood of course there is

sure the fuck cant remember none tho...

5 fucking stars for the thread any who!!!

A paraphrase that I love from John Robert Maddox's "Conan the Champion:

"I do not wish to dispute with you near the house of my friend; but if you really wish to try and take me as a slave, let us go over to yonder field. I've often fought 3 to one. The first one I kill will be you. Then it is two to one, and I will strangle your friends to death with your guts."

....Cromm answers no prayers, and gives no benefits.....

Oh that was my favorite!

"AAAAARRRRGH"!

Conan (Trump) what is best in life?
Conan (Trump):To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

Best quote about Conan, the Conan of Robert E. Howard and the novelists who picked up the banner after his death:

“Know, O Prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the sons of Aryas,

there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars

–Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingaria with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold.

But the proudest kingdom in the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west.

Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.”

To Crush our enemies !
See them drivin before you!!
Hear the lamandation of the women!!!

My favorite quote lately with all that’s going on.

He listens to complaints? Is he mad? Lol

"Gaaaaahh!"
"Huh AHHHH! Guorrrrrrr!!"

That's MY favorite. I love Conan. I also love his dad, William Smith, who tells him about Crom and the giants and how man stole the secret of steel.

It's been too long since I've seen Conan, got to get my copy out.

Last Edited by PresidentElect BlueStateRebel on 01/31/2020 11:41 PM

Yeah.....sounds like my kind of guy :)

I don't remember the quotes but when Conan and Subatai his friend are talking about their gods and Subatai says his god is the Wind and Conan's god Crom lives under him. Conan looks pissed but they don't fight over it because everybody's entitled to believe in their own gods in their world. It's a sensible approach.

You know the secret of steel don’t you boy. Come to me my child, come to me. That is strength, that is power. What is steel against the hand that wields it?

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