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George Carlin - Germs, Immune System...VERY FUNNY!

 
ThirstyMarlin

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George Carlin - Germs, Immune System...VERY FUNNY!
I highly recommend listening to this famous George Carlin bit on Germs. With the Coronavirus coming to a town near you, you might want to take a moment to ponder the health of your immune system. George will help you do that in just 6 minutes.

Please, give this a listen, add any comments, and enjoy.

I'll be around for a while for any comments, debate, replies!


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*lights up a nitrousy cigarette*
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*lights up a nitrousy cigarette*
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WHAT?
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I just watched it. Makes me wonder if he died of "natural" causes
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I wonder if people would find him as funny today?

I have always thought he was incredibly insightful.
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I wonder if people would find him as funny today?

I have always thought he was incredibly insightful.
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Well, us old farts still appreciate his humor!
But, I think you are correct, his humor is not what we would call politically correct.

George Carlin was a GREAT comedian because he attacked social issues, and his lengthy monologues are incredibly impressive.

Thanks for your comment.
-TM
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This guy red pulled me when I was 14 y/o. A lot of truth behind his comedy. Wish he was still here to help make sense of this place now.
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
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At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc.,

George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO.
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Most people die without ever having said anything truthful
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090


At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc.,

George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO.
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people.
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Most people die without ever having said anything truthful
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I disagree. I think your statement would be much more accurate if you said, "Most people die without having said anything original."

Truth is out of style, but Truth is not dead.
So, here is a fun, trippy, little video named 'Truth is out of style' by MC 900ft Jesus. Cool, fun video. I think George Carlin would approve :)


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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
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Yeah..... a CIA heart attack weapon!
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090


At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc.,

George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO.
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people.
 Quoting: Bluebird1 58042994


I'm going to be that person and say God took him home because he knew he wouldn't be able to take much more. Shit was just starting to go sideways compared to how it is now.
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090


Yeah..... a CIA heart attack weapon!
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or maybe he just read the script for the 3rd bill n ted that never got made, n heartoplotzed? lol i love george
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Good ol George, always got a good laugh from him.
Thnx Marlin
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090


At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc.,

George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO.
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people.
 Quoting: Bluebird1 58042994


I'm going to be that person and say God took him home because he knew he wouldn't be able to take much more. Shit was just starting to go sideways compared to how it is now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76100954


George died in 2008. Would you care to expand your comment, and explain how much more sideways we have gone? What would George say if he were alive today? Or, would he take one look at our society today, tell us we're fucked, and keel over from a heart attack? What do you think?
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I just watched it. Makes me wonder if he died of "natural" causes
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Turns out he died of a heart attack. I wonder why?
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I just watched it. Makes me wonder if he died of "natural" causes
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Heart attack at age 71
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George died of a heart attack at age 71, one week after his last performance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76613090


At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc.,

George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO.
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


When he was old he was way better than before

Maybe because of that
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ty, need to lighten this place up.
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2020 needs a living George Carlin.
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Very topical, and in my opinion, good observations. It actually does good to make sure that the immune system DOES have enemies to fight; it is those unchallenged immune systems that will be the first to fail against a real enemy. Now, I don't go around actually trying to pick up germs, but I don't mind if they come around to give my white blood cells something to do. Also, five second rule - yeah, I'll eat food off the floor occasionally.
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At least he did not die from germs or virus...heart attack is from stress, genetics, smoking, blockage, etc.,

George Carlin became more and more cynical and angry as he got older. He became ill from looking at how ill our society has become. So, in a way, he died from a disease that plagues our society. It's called the NWO.
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


I have always wondered if he was "taken out" because of the truth that he expressed to so many people.
 Quoting: Bluebird1 58042994


I'm going to be that person and say God took him home because he knew he wouldn't be able to take much more. Shit was just starting to go sideways compared to how it is now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76100954


George died in 2008. Would you care to expand your comment, and explain how much more sideways we have gone? What would George say if he were alive today? Or, would he take one look at our society today, tell us we're fucked, and keel over from a heart attack? What do you think?
 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


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ty, need to lighten this place up.
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Alright. Then maybe I'll quote George Carlin. I believe he said something like this,

"And you know what? I don't always wash my hands after I use the bathroom. That's right. And when I do, it's because I shit on them. And do you know how often that happens? Two or three times a week tops! Get over it."

That made me laugh my ass off the first time I heard that.
I've heard this particular rant a bunch of times.
This is classic George Carlin.
I hope more people on GLP will take the time to listen to this master comedian.

-Peace
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In case you slept through high school biology class, here is a little video on how the flu (Coronavirus) gets around.

This is a short, but well animated video from NPR on how the flu is spread around.

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In case you slept through high school biology class, here is a little video on how the flu (Coronavirus) gets around.

This is a short, but well animated video from NPR on how the flu is spread around.


 Quoting: ThirstyMarlin


Good information to have. As long as I don't shit on my hands, though, I'm not really worried about it.
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Yes you can be too clean just like too much of anything can be bad for you but I wouldn't be some dirty slob either. You have to learn to strike the right balance with sanitation.





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