Stephen Hawkins calculated Mayan Calendar ends 2020

the end of the 'civilized' world... after that its a grab your gun point n' shoot

Who the hell is Stephen Hawkins?

Great find!

Who is Stephen Hawkins??

Oh wow

The Ethiopian calendar is just now in 2012.

Bank Holidays double counted?

WTF is this nonsense??

“In many ways the Mayan’s were ahead of their time,” Hawking is quoted as saying, “but in others they were a little too clever for their own good. In this instance they made the mistake of double counting bank holidays, meaning their calendar isn’t due to run out for a further eight years.

i think that all prophecy[the WORD fulfilled] could be wrapped up by the end of the year-

It's bloody ridiculous when people can't get names right. Too lazy to google and get the correct spelling. There's an epidemic of stupidity or carelessness. Try to look intelligent. We usually know who people mean, but it's ignorant and rude.

He’s dead Jim.

He never wrote that. Whatever his name is spelled like. And he was wrong about black holes and gravity. Just like Einstein was wrong.

Whatever.

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Yes, for sure is true, great legit source OP, thanks!!

First thing you read in that blog is “Steven Hawking”

That’s all you really need to know.

... clearly a spoof

Bwahahahahaha!

Its Hawking, not Hawkins like the op stated.

A dead armchair theoretical physicist.

Of that day and hour no man knows

How many people will respond in shock without reading the article to find out it is satire?

a Wheel chair and synthetic voice salesman

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Go to the Mayan calendar store and get another one!

What's the problem???

Oh, right. They went out of business.

Well, that settles it. World ending this year then...

Panic sex on!

Obvious satire.

Obvious satire will be missed by 80% of GLP readers.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? – He doesn’t stand for anything.

Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell… because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!

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2021 makes more sense. A dyslexic error.

SATIRE

What does Russel have to say about all this? Never mind, forget I asked.

They knew in the previous 4 worlds . Why shouldn't we be able to know ? We may not be able to compute it but it can be given . 4 density life know all past present and future events of this world and every 3D world that ever has , is or will come into being , think about that . To them it's as known as a ticking second of the clock is to us .

so.
he thought he would still have his crippled ass alive today too