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I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0

 
Dillon
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02/07/2020 07:02 PM
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I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
And dude I will go undefeated. I switched camps. I now belong to Canadian Top Team. I will get better.

Dude my worst knock out was when I got tied up against the cage, and my opponent kept giving me short punches to the head. The end of round bell sounded, and when my opponent let me go to walk to his corner. I took two steps forward, then stopped, then I flopped face first on the canvas. It was a delayed reaction knock out that was totally embarrassing.

Dude, I get girls. I’m hot. I have to fight girls off of me. It’s not easy being handsome.

Dude when I go pro, I shudder to think all the women who will be knocking at my door.

Dude, I’m in a Taco Bell Drive Thru right now.
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02/07/2020 07:03 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
But what if you poop your pants again?
Dillon (OP)
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02/07/2020 07:06 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
But what if you poop your pants again?
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I remember when you sang a Shania Twain song to me. I’m 19 and I had you singing to me. I’m Gonna Getcha song by Shania Twain. You sing great. I look forward to the next time you sing to me.

I loooooove cougaaaaars!
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02/07/2020 07:07 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
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02/07/2020 07:08 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
But what if you poop your pants again?
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I remember when you sang a Shania Twain song to me. I’m 19 and I had you singing to me. I’m Gonna Getcha song by Shania Twain. You sing great. I look forward to the next time you sing to me.

I loooooove cougaaaaars!
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


lol You're hilarious.
Dillon (OP)
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02/07/2020 07:09 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
Dillon (OP)
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02/07/2020 07:14 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
But what if you poop your pants again?
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


I remember when you sang a Shania Twain song to me. I’m 19 and I had you singing to me. I’m Gonna Getcha song by Shania Twain. You sing great. I look forward to the next time you sing to me.

I loooooove cougaaaaars!
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


lol You're hilarious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


You spelled handsome wrong.
You mean I am handsome.
I understand autocorrect kicks in and by the time you realize it, you hit post. I know what you meant.
Thank you;)
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02/07/2020 07:16 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
Good luck my dude.
Dillon (OP)
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02/07/2020 07:17 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
Good luck my dude.
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Thank you fellow Canadian
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02/07/2020 07:18 PM

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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
And dude I will go undefeated. I switched camps. I now belong to Canadian Top Team. I will get better.

Dude my worst knock out was when I got tied up against the cage, and my opponent kept giving me short punches to the head. The end of round bell sounded, and when my opponent let me go to walk to his corner. I took two steps forward, then stopped, then I flopped face first on the canvas. It was a delayed reaction knock out that was totally embarrassing.

Dude, I get girls. I’m hot. I have to fight girls off of me. It’s not easy being handsome.

Dude when I go pro, I shudder to think all the women who will be knocking at my door.

Dude, I’m in a Taco Bell Drive Thru right now.
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Eat's on a new VPN so now he doesn't have a flag

Oh look, it's another EAT thread. . .

:STUPID-posts6:

It took me awhile but I finally found a picture of EAT. . .

eat beat

and now we know why he's called EAT

bundy6


Looks like EAT is back again. . .

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YRed

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02/07/2020 07:19 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Man-on-Man Action?
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02/07/2020 07:21 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
:STUPID-posts6:
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02/07/2020 07:23 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
And dude I will go undefeated. I switched camps. I now belong to Canadian Top Team. I will get better.

Dude my worst knock out was when I got tied up against the cage, and my opponent kept giving me short punches to the head. The end of round bell sounded, and when my opponent let me go to walk to his corner. I took two steps forward, then stopped, then I flopped face first on the canvas. It was a delayed reaction knock out that was totally embarrassing.

Dude, I get girls. I’m hot. I have to fight girls off of me. It’s not easy being handsome.

Dude when I go pro, I shudder to think all the women who will be knocking at my door.

Dude, I’m in a Taco Bell Drive Thru right now.
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Let's go Jean-Claude, I have been waiting for a good beating.

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Dillon (OP)
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02/07/2020 07:24 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Man-on-Man Action?
 Quoting: YRed


Mixed Martial Art.

I know Jujitsu, Karate, Taka Michinoko, Kick Boxing;)
What do you know dude?
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02/07/2020 07:31 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Man-on-Man Action?
 Quoting: YRed


Mixed Martial Art.

I know Jujitsu, Karate, Taka Michinoko, Kick Boxing;)
What do you know dude?
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Mu uncle from china cough on u...cough.

Now, u learn respect.
G3

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02/07/2020 07:39 PM

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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Man-on-Man Action?
 Quoting: YRed


Mixed Martial Art.

I know Jujitsu, Karate, Taka Michinoko, Kick Boxing;)
What do you know dude?
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


EAT, you don't know shit.

Here's your pathetic life story. . .


Thread: Dude my life story. Read it please. Thank you.

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02/07/2020 07:43 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Man-on-Man Action?
 Quoting: YRed


Mixed Martial Art.

I know Jujitsu, Karate, Taka Michinoko, Kick Boxing;)
What do you know dude?
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


csb-granny its bedtime now dearie
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02/07/2020 07:51 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
Dude, like...who let you off the Rez?

Get your govt check today?

I’m pretty sure you’re INSIDE the Taco Bell saying “you want nachos with that?” over and over.
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10/02/2022 11:33 PM
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
Your so cool Dillon and you make such cool threads!!!
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Your so cool Dillon and you make such cool threads!!!
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Oh look, here comes JackReno/IdagloMac/AnonymousBot to bump all his larping threads again.


Ever notice how he is NEVER logged on when these posts get bumped every day?
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
And dude I will go undefeated. I switched camps. I now belong to Canadian Top Team. I will get better.

Dude my worst knock out was when I got tied up against the cage, and my opponent kept giving me short punches to the head. The end of round bell sounded, and when my opponent let me go to walk to his corner. I took two steps forward, then stopped, then I flopped face first on the canvas. It was a delayed reaction knock out that was totally embarrassing.

Dude, I get girls. I’m hot. I have to fight girls off of me. It’s not easy being handsome.

Dude when I go pro, I shudder to think all the women who will be knocking at my door.

Dude, I’m in a Taco Bell Drive Thru right now.
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Don't worry about it stud. Rumor has it 90% of the UFC male roster is ghey. You'll do just fine.
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
Actually you'll be 0 - 0 before you go pro. When you do go pro then you'll be 0 - 1.
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Re: I’m going to make the UFC. I have a 4-7 amateur record. Not impressive I know. But when I go pro I am 0-0
No one cares about your weird homosexual fantasies, Dillon.
 Quoting: YRed


Dude I know MMA and you don’t.

Two words for you.
“Broken Freakin Ankle”
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


Man-on-Man Action?
 Quoting: YRed


Mixed Martial Art.

I know Jujitsu, Karate, Taka Michinoko, Kick Boxing;)
What do you know dude?
 Quoting: Dillon 78012992


I think you have early onset CTE





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