Behold, the Cart Narcs

for me sounding like such an asshole, i push all the carts together and make it look neat stupid fucks just push them in and never put them together in a straight line!

haha would of been me if he tried that shit on me

You have to catch him first.

He reminds me of the gingerbread man...
and about as cocky too.

Ok tough guy. Sounds like your ego is fragile.

This is why everyone hates millennials!

They wont even let us tip the people who bag your groceries anymore. There was a day that they would even help you roll your cart to the car for you and you could tip them, and on their way back in would put the cart away and grab another customers cart heading out the door. Im all about that, giving a few bucks to someone needing money for them graciously bringing my purchase to the car for me while I open the trunk or rear door.
But to allow people who aren't employed to harass people over their choices is absurd. How about the punk offer to put the cart away for a dollar. He could probably make a hundred dollars a day doing it.
But if in your deviant way of thinking you are going to some how make me remorseful for leaving my cart you've got a hard lesson coming. I would love to see you try that shit with me, my wife will record the whole incident and you will be arrested after your assaulted in self defense. Mind your own business that isn't a game, its the law.
Restricting someones travel by badgering them like he did, then by putting something on his car that didn't belong as he was trying to leave, will have your ass kicked and you will be sitting in a jail cell while you think about your willful ignorance of the LAW.
Life Liberty and property are all covered under the law. Dont be an idiot, and mind your own business.

Last Edited by saved on 02/10/2020 05:42 PM

sad to say but the good old days are gone!

You really think I’m a surgeon. Lol. Your waaaaaaay to invested into the cart wars. My god get a grip.

What a fucking idiot. He should come to Little Rock (1/2 basketball American) and pull that shit. They don't take their carts back for anyone. I've noticed the difference when I've gone to white areas or towns and all the White people take their carts to the collection area. That doesn't happen in Little Rock. The store is lucky if they don't steal the cart. Some libtard anal retentive Narc has too much time on their hands.

Last Edited by Bennder on 02/10/2020 05:48 PM

Tell you what let’s go find the cart guy and tickle him. That will teach him to invade Poland while carts remain unsecured.

Were about to take this whole fucking corrupt and criminal cabal to its fucking knees! And all of these little fucktards like him will scurry like the bitches they are. He thinks he is being cute and will go back and show is boyfriend how he schooled a fat People far more intelligent than millennials.
He is a deliberate mental midget just being a thorn in the side of hard working individuals that actually have real jobs, going to an establishment to patronize them with their hard earned money!
If I was the manager or the owner I would have had him promptly arrested for trespassing and badgering my customers! Because one experience like that and off to another store I will go, and never return.
The Best Is Yet To Come, but in order for that to happen these have got to go! Or be re-educated about respect for others and their spaces.

I would of dropped him before he even put that magnetic shit on my vehicle

Cart Narc meet Climate Control Narc. Greta

How does anyone , let alone a child wrinkle their forehead like that?

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Last Edited by Loup Garou on 02/10/2020 05:53 PM

This is their idea of a career. His entire business model is based on causing people to get so angry they could have a coronary and he even has a lawyer lined up to file lawsuits in case he’s attacked.

I hope someone beats the crap out of him, steals his camera, and then posts the beat down on live leak.

I guarantee you he wouldn’t try this in Texas, Oklahoma, NM, Colorado, Kansas, Tennessee, Nebraska etc.

If people only got this mad at abortionists and the deep state. Wow talk about priorities glp. Bravo.

Lots of people today conceal carry and he might trigger the wrong one if he keeps the narc shit up.

Are not Bank Bailouts by the Government about one millimeter from communism?

Hey guys, this is a comedy bit for the Woody Show morning radio show, a very popular nationwide show on local alt rock stations. lol The person doing it is on the show - and most of the time it's obvious he's part of a comedy segment but most people take it seriously. Dude is annoying, yes, but willing to push buttons to get good content.

If I, If I, If I !!

If you where there you would probably shit your Canadian pants in fear!!

did you hear his voice? lol nope

Canadians are tough as fuck

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I always put my cart back . wtg me .

i put it back 95% of the time!

The youngest millennials and gen-z'ers are retarded fucks that have no street smarts. They just do stupid shit and go blindly into dangerous environments in pursuit of that internet "clout".

That's a bit harsh, but maybe circle around to the upwind side and fog his lungs for him.

I just realized this got pinned. Haha .. Thanks. I got a good laugh out of it. Kind of felt bad for the guy. He was obviously there to pick up his blood pressure prescription.

As a child, fat man was certainly taught to put things where they belong when finished.

Put it back where it belongs

Again and again he was instructed


And eventually, he learned



Then he grew up and said

“Fuck that, I’m a rebel, bro; The man don’t tell me wut to do”

Left his cart where he pleased



Went home




Had a wank cuz his wife hates him

I heard his voice and just busting your chops because you are Canadian.

But the fat man in the video can't take a joke. Goddamn I'm a right wing atheist pro-life vegan but even I can take a joke!