i like Australia- its good.

yes . australia is good .

correct

has op ever seen it ?
are you there now ?

nah, i just get a very strong feeling about it.

someday, hopefully ill visit, or maybe retire there to live out my days.

that can be arranged .

yeah i moved from boston, live in humboldt now.

scared of flying in planes so i drove here.

thats also why i made the thread to invite all australians to america, so i wont have to get on a plane.


might take a boat over there sometime-


but if society collapses before i get the chance ill just drive from cali to alaska,
then take a boat to russia,
then drive thru china till i get to indonesia, and then take a couple boats down to coastal Australia to become a surfer and a hermit.

i'll put the kettle on .

who 5 starred this shit ?
i'm the only poster and it wasn't me .

Must have been some other fan of the Great Island Nation Of Australia. Wasnt me either.

Kangaroos will no longer be on this planet.

They are evicted.

:australia1:

you bitch ass Californians want to be anything but American.

the image is by me,

so if you want you can print it off at the library and send it to the King and Queen of Australia.... i believe their address is in Queensland.

they might want this for the new National Slogan at cricket & rugby matches.

Fucking BUM ass Californian. Go kill yourself

the past 2 years ive been really conflicted on this state..

still want to go back to boston really.

what are u talkin about i love the USA. just picked a bad area to relocate to.... this thread is about australia ok?

Boston is another shithole. As a Californian I don't think you'll be happy until you leave this shitty country. You'd be probably be happier in Thailand

ew thailand, no. some fish could swim up my dick..

and then all they can do is put leeches all over it and wave incense at me. i cant learn Thai anyway!

australia may be dangerous but at least they have doctors. and pretty australian chicks. and ostriches those birds are so ridiculous, fuck-ing legendary animals.

Yeah I'm a native Californian like you. Australia is a good choice. Been thinking about moving to east Australia, New Zealand or Queensland myself. Anyways, leave me green karma

GLORY, GLORY AURSTRALIA
[a modern national anthem]
by PlatoII

Australia, Australia,
The land of Steve Irwin....


Australia, Australia,
Eat prawn and go surfin'....

Australia, Australia,
God gave weed to Nimbin....

From the coral reefs-
Aboriginal chiefs
Scream "AUSTRALIA, FOR THE WIN"

:australia1:

im a native Mass-Hole not Californian just for the record

Are you Irish? Catholic?

Sacred Order Of Australian Diaspora Of The Holy Church Of The 9 Headed Dingo-Wallaby Cult.

ever heard of it kant?

Bah, I was born a Catholic mate. Don't know that shit. My bloodline traces to Germany and other places though

There is only one member, and I am their leader.

That's like saying the Mojave desert is good.
In what sense? For who? Poisonous scorpions?

might start accepting members..

could just raise a whole army of Aussies up here in norcal...

friggin take maybe 3-6 months before we've annexed everything west of the rockies.


lesson one for my followers.

show humility to the americans while you spread the true australian democracy thru the land. as i have done, must you also.