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How to avoid working for big corporations?

 
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02/14/2020 03:15 AM
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How to avoid working for big corporations?
After a string of jobs in some big corporations in the outsourcing BPO sector (3 US- and 1 French-owned), I'd like to avoid working for them. They're cult-like, people working in them are shitty usually, too much office politics, and the jobs themselves are dead end ones, suitable for high school dropouts (I have good uni education).

It's akin to slavery. The only good thing, great even is my company offers part-time shifts (4 or 6 hours per work day), so you can work some full-time days and have more days off weekly to do things you really like. It's not like being shouted on the phone by angry clients from 9 to 5:30 is my dream! And I'm in reservations, I'll never work in Customer Care! tomato

Working 8 hours or more for 5 days a week is too much for this vicious industry. However on LinkedIn only HRs of such companies contact me. Pfizer, IBM, Accenture, etc. Different names, same ugly carpeted gray offices with 100s of ppl, same cult-like mentality, same fake smiles at the interviews and staged photos only from the cool common areas which you won't use often.
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02/14/2020 03:49 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
I rather die than attend in of their meetings. It’s like torture of the worst kind for one hour. It’s a impress fest with no winner.
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02/14/2020 04:25 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
Just STOP!

(That is all.)
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02/14/2020 04:29 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
get arrested several times and just let the system figure out what a nutcase you are. thats' my avice to u, OPie. it might hurt a lot but at least you will find your place in this world.
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02/14/2020 04:30 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
now i just volunteer time watering the flowers with A1 sauce for my community... life is very "contained" .... by the system. they freakin got me .
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02/14/2020 04:33 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
Become self employed
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02/14/2020 04:39 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
Work for the government. More meetings and women to file sex harasment chanrges against you.
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02/14/2020 04:52 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
hey, i wanna work @ the government where do i sign up?
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02/14/2020 04:54 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
hey, i wanna work @ the government where do i sign up?
 Quoting: Plato II


USAjobs.gov
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02/14/2020 04:55 AM
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hey, i wanna work @ the government where do i sign up?
 Quoting: Plato II


Prepare to have your balls clipped.
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02/14/2020 04:55 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
The best way I’ve found to avoid working for big corporations is to avoid working for big corporations.
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
hey, i wanna work @ the government where do i sign up?
 Quoting: Plato II


USAjobs.gov
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lolDAMN. that was quick... thanks gov!
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02/14/2020 04:57 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
hiding
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02/14/2020 04:59 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
hey, i wanna work @ the government where do i sign up?
 Quoting: Plato II


USAjobs.gov
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78475565


lolDAMN. that was quick... thanks gov!
 Quoting: Plato II


You're welcome. No schedule to have your balls removed.
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02/14/2020 05:00 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
you can't! They own you! Your parents sold you when you were born to the state. There is no escape. If you question this you will be locked up in Jail or a Lunatic Asylum.

Now STFU and get back to work!
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02/14/2020 05:03 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
hey, i wanna work @ the government where do i sign up?
 Quoting: Plato II


USAjobs.gov
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78475565


lolDAMN. that was quick... thanks gov!
 Quoting: Plato II


You're welcome. No schedule to have your balls removed.
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Don't threaten me with a good time rockon
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02/14/2020 06:00 AM
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Re: How to avoid working for big corporations?
The best way I’ve found to avoid working for big corporations is to avoid working for big corporations.
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