I thought I may have ruined Valentine's day for a friend the other day...we went to lunch and he said he normally sends his daughter flowers on Valentine's day.

I looked at him for a second and didn't quite know what to say...um, don't you think Valentine's day is a day for lovers, sweethearts, couples? I said. I went on to explain how a multi-billion dollar a year holiday is all about getting laid, and it's just creepy that he would send his daughter a Valentin's day gift...

So yesterday he had a local pizza restaurant make a heart shaped specialty pizza and deliver it to his dying ex-wife...he said she was so excited and happy that she called their children to share the news...