All you men on here having trouble finding a woman. Here is some advice for you.

Just go to Walmart.

Look for the girl staking the shampoo shelf.

She'll be depressed knowing this is as good as it's going to get for her. At that moment, give her a wink. She'll be thrilled with the attention. Go over to her..tell her a joke and later you'll get a little poke. Attention Walmart shoppers!

Drive around until you find a crackwhore ?

I can't even attract a homeless girl with a electric blanket in a snow storm.

My advice is go to the Philippines.

$1000 plane ticket and now I've got a higher count than the chaddiest of chads in the sex-prison known as the USA

Good advice until we got the Wu Virus! Now you might want to think of being stuck in a foreign country that's quarantined.

Fake news.

Learn how to eat pussy just right. Your troubles will be over

Youre welcome

What is the point? Why can't you maintain a relationship with even one Filipina, long term? You're probably spreading VD.

Bingo!

and Money

DO NOT WINK at a female lol that is creepy as fuck!

nothing to eat pussy unless your really fucking dumb

Well, first you have to have the opportunity to dine at the Y. Most women will never know because they aren't going to give you the opportunity to show them.

Verse?

Spread 69 Verse 66

Rtfq . He must find one first . Op can't just approach strange women and eat out her pussy or her ass . The cops will shoot him dead .
In the old days there was a process called courtship where the couple would interact without ant oral sex at all !
Hard to believe eh .

There are techniques and facial expressions that will make women trip if you learn them properly!

exactly

Ewww yucky!

I prefer a hard clit in a warm bathhouse.

You just have to make it known to her somehow, and that requires some creativity. You have to initially prove you have a good personality and then when she is engaged in conversation with you find a creative way to make your other 'talents' known.

If OP is keen enough, he will learn the ropes!

lol

lol That's hilarious.

I'm just going to wait another year.

virus killing 3 men for each woman.

may the odds be in my favor.

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Nothing yucky about it. If a man is doing it with a boring expression on his face, I cant wait for that shit to be over!

If on the other hand, he is performing with expressions, then I start to feel crazy for him..he has begun to weave his magic on me. Kwim?

Ok, this is getting rather gross lol..but you get the picture now.

All women I was keen on rejected me because I am a virgin. Sorry your advice isn't very helpful.

little more to it then that lol wheres the ol Hitachi?

Oh my gosh, you are completely raw in that case, and I would have to spend ages with you in order to get you ready...and then the thread would turn into a spectacle, so we better leave it right here lol

I wish you luck in your endeavors, my dear

I know how to eat and have given women orgasms. Just no sex. Now women won't even talk to me because of it. Just like you.